Dropping A Deuce At The Beijing Olympics Is Going To Be An Adventure

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Constitutional Vol: "SUPER FLUSH"
Published 2/25/2008 by Chimpanzee Rage at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
Welcome to a long awaited Constitutional, brought to you by the Washington Nationals Super Flush of 2008. Check the links for more about that, but love this image from the Ballpark Guys forums. Also, for all you Nationals fans out there in DC, they're saying that Five Guys, Ben's Chili Bowl, Hard Times Cafe, Gifford's Ice Cream, Cantina Marina, Boardwalk Fries and others are set to open up outposts at the new stadium. That's fantastic news, I can't wait to see what other local foods I can get there in a couple months. Play ball...and welcome to the Constitutional. All you ever wanted to know about flushing 500 toilets at once in a baseball stadium. ...

Blog-Some: Vols’ Baller Gets It On With Gaye Tune
Published 2/25/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT gets it on with Jordan Howell , as the Tennessee senior guard tickles the ivories to Marvin Gaye’s greatest . • THE EARTH TIMES puts down the Hofbrau, as new a study reveals that watching soccer in Germany is bad for your health . • FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE has the poop on Beijing’s Olympic toilet situation - It’s great if you believe in squatter’s rights . • The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE has the story of one Cambodian refugee trying to bring baseball to his homeland . • THE DAILY MAIL changes the English channel, as British viewers are buggered by BBC1 showing 10 hours of sports in one day . • FOOD COURT LUNCH ...

SAINT ANDREW'S NET: LET'S GET IT ON!
Published 2/25/2008 at With Leather
"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits. 100% Injury Rate knows you might have to hold it at the Beijing Olympics.  No one wants to see somebody dispatching an extra spicy batch of General Tso's chicken over a squat commode - he's too worthy an adversary.   Deuce of Davenport displays a video from Tennessee guard Jordan Howell.  The only white guy I want to see singing 'Let's Get It On' is Jack Black, but the original is best. The Angry T awards the Anti-Oscars for sports ...

ZONER’S MONDAY MORSELS
Published 2/25/2008 by The Zoner at Zoner Sports
Celebrating day 5 of the Drew Gooden era…to the morsels. In this edition of “Enjoy, Cincinnati!”, Dusty is bringing clogging back. “I’m big on driving in runs and scoring runs. Guys in the middle should score about close to equal to what they drive in. On-base percentage, that’s fine and dandy. But a lot of times guys get so much into on-base percentage that they cease to swing. It’s becoming a little bit out of control. “What you do is run the pitcher’s count up, that helps,” Baker said. “You put him in the stretch, that helps. But your job in the middle is to either score them or drive them in. The ...

Lifting The Lid on the Olympic Toilet Situation
Published 2/25/2008 by Josh Alper at FanHouse
Filed under: OlympicsWhen you travel abroad, you've got to roll with the punches when it comes to cultural differences. Unusual foods, customs and practices abound but if you're a good sport and dive right it, your experience is all the richer for it. Remember that advice if you're heading to Beijing to take in the Olympics and pay it particular heed when you have to use the facilities while you're over there. There's a brand new venue for the swimming and diving competitions which is supposed to be world class in almost every way. The exception? The restrooms, according to a Mainichi Daily News article titled "Japan pooh-poohs China's Olympic ...

Your Final Berman Reaction Reaction [Blogdome]
Published 2/25/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
• Breaking down the Berman reaction to the Berman videos. [PhDribble] • Kobe will never, ever let up. [Lion In Oil] • How to heckle the Cardinals this year. [Heckler's Prospectus] • Defending Matt Millen. Really. [The Wayne Fontes Experience] • More crazy Red Sox hair. [UmpBump] • Looking at the new Cavs. [Waiting For Next Year] • Rasho, all up in the Pacers' grill. [Indy Cornrows] • When the Buffer brothers fight. [Food Court Lunch] • Good luck trying to use the restrooms in China. [FanIQ] • Some more great couch burning. ...

Globalization’s next victim: Chinese toilets
Published 2/25/2008 by PostmanE at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
It’s a conundrum Tom Friedman would love: At the upcoming 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, lots of people are going to need to use the restroom. Many of these people will be from Western countries and Japan. Many of these people will be used to the customs in their countries, which involve sit-down toilets and the flushing of used toilet paper. These are not the Chinese customs. Instead, Chinese people squat, and use toilet paper too thick for flushing purposes. When silly Westeners get their hands on these toilets, well, a quick glimpse at any communal bathroom in the U.S. will give you an idea of the potential for destruction. Gross. Will the Westerners ...

The Show: Strapless
Published 2/25/2008 by DCScrap at on 205th magazine: Stuff Guys Like. [Pop Culture For Men]
Miss COED: Brittany McGraw. ( CO-ED Magazine ) Jenna Jameson nip-slip... wait, what? ( DrunkenStepfather ) Federica Ridolfi is hot, has a crappy MySpace page. ( HGOMS ) Poker Poon. ( Poon of the SEC ) Carmen Electra FHM Russia pics. ( BBI ) The G string goes strapless. ( Tasty Booze ) 2008 Sports Illustrated body painting videos. ( Horny Oyster ) Terrell Suggs fight photos we’ve never seen. ( Busted Coverage ) A disturbing Kentucky Wildcat hate video. ( SEC Football Blogger ) Memphis fans are classy. ( Loser with Socks ) What happened to the Tiger Effect on golf? ( Five Tool Tool ) The Olympic toilets are not cool. ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 2/25/2008 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
A disturbing Kentucky Wildcat hate video. (SEC Football Blogger) Memphis fans are classy. (Loser with Socks) Adrian Arrington > Mario Manningham? (Throwing Into Traffic) The Olympic toilets are not cool. (FanIQ) Defending Matt Millen? (The Wayne Fontes Experience) Life in an AHL press box. (Sports Media Journal) Leave A-Rod alone. (I'm Writing Sports) Freddy Garcia redux for Philly? (Crashburn Alley) The Cubs inter-league schedule is cake. (Home Run Derby) The Anti-Oscars, for the worst sports movies. (The Angry T) Jimmy ...

Weekly Waste of Oxygen
Published 2/29/2008 by Simon at SimonOnSports
Who needs to take a dump in plain open site? Perhaps George Zell, NASCAR, or the Central Coast Mariners should travel to China. 1. China - If you plan on going to the Olympics there are plenty of things you will have to worry about. Of course there is the massive amount of pollution surrounding Beijing. In addition to having the black lung you will now ...