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Published 5/20/2008 by Mustafa Redonkulous (noreply@blogger.com) at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
Bring the ruckus in Moscow? That's a beatin'.

Nude Ice Showers, Bed Chains For Brittania Fans?
Published 5/20/2008 by Brooks at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... (Nude ice showers? bed chains? A soccer match or bootleg fetish porn video?) DRUNKEN football yobs who cause trouble at the Champions League Final will be stripped naked and given ice-cold showers. Russian authorities said boozy fans will be herded into special mobile cages and ferried to Moscow’s feared “Sobering Houses”. Anyone resisting police will be chained to beds for the night. Over 7,000 police will be on hand for the game and postgame activities , reinforced by troops shuttled in from the Chechnyan front. No word if ...

How Russians Deal With Drunk Soccer Idiots
Published 5/20/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... As you may know, Manchester United has a rather rabid fan base which sometimes gets a bit rowdy. Chelsea as well. So as a result of this, Moscow is prepared to thoroughly destroy anyone who dares try and start anything. Which is exactly what you can do when you don't have to pay attention to things like criminal rights or getting prosecuted for doling out severe beatings. ...

All the Champions League info you need!
Published 5/21/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (The Beautiful Game) at The Beautiful Game
... two top dogs. Should be a good one. Now, just because I don't want you watching uninformed, I've gathered all the relevant information you need. That picture at the top of the post. That's an x-ray of Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech's skull after whatshisface caught him with a knee. Kinda gruesome. Some have said they see the devil's face in the cracks, I just see a smiley. Drunken, rowdy ticketless fans are gonna get stripped naked and given an ice shower. Why haven't they thought of this before? Trash talk has ...