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Dumped: Nereida is History
Dumped: Nereida is History
Believe it Kickettes, it’s all our Christmases and birthdays rolled into one today. We’ve just been told that Cristiano Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo - otherwise known affectionately by the masses as “whatsherface”. She lived the dream for several months, now we would hope she will hawk those C7 earrings in exchange for some therapy. She’s going to ...
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Cristiano Ronaldo, futbol heartthrob, has ...
Deadspin — Cristiano Ronaldo, futbol heartthrob, has kicked his bikini-stretching girlfriend to the bordillo. [Kickette] ...

SO SAD. AND I MEAN THAT SARCASTICALLY.
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... After an interminable seven months that included a Premiership championship and four hundred thousand paparazzi-shot beach vacation photos, Cristiano Ronaldo and (checks spelling for the 800th and final time) Nereida Gallardo have broken up. ...

CR7 and that one girl break up
The Beautiful Game — skip to main | skip to sidebar The Beautiful Game Check out some of my thoughts, predictions, analysis and exclusive interviews on my blog dedicated to the greatest sport in the world... July 14, 2008 CR7 and that one girl break up [image] I hear the happy couple is no more . Sad... Posted by The Beautiful Game at 10:28 AM [image] 0 comments: Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) Sponsors We have a huge soccer tickets selection, plus 2008 Olympics ...

Daily Dose 07.14.08
The Offside — WAG wannabes, dust off your fake nails, fake tans, fake personalities and spike heels. Cristiano Ronaldo is single again ( Kickette ) MLS: The mooches of the international transfer market ( ...

Cristiano and Nereida Are Dunzo a.k.a. Whoooooooo!!
Ladies... — ... A Bollywood actress who was once spotted getting up-close with Cristiano at a party. The photos made it all the way to Perez Hilton so it’s worth a mention. Marina Rodrigues - Summer 2004 An ex-Miss Portugal who met Cristiano at a charity event. The pair were spotted together once while Cristiano was on vacation in Portugal but Crissie’s sister dismissed the rumours a while back. [Thanks Kickette and Sarah for the tips.] ...

Ronaldo Back on the Market
TheOriginalWinger.com — ... Apparently CRon7 has had enough and is moving on from Nereida Gallardo.  This off season has been full of drama and heavy media speculation, and it looks like this could be the latest bit in the ongoing saga. I’m not particularly suprised by this, as dude is super young and literally has the world at his feet. Besides it sounds like his mama was not a big Nereida fan, and that couldn’t have helped her prospects. ...

Monday Backpasses: Mastroeni is old
Unprofessional Foul — Cristiano Ronaldo ready for new, exciting, dating challenges [Kickette] Pablo Mastroeni looking to accumulate red cards in Europe soon [Colorado Springs Gazette] Revs player retires to become priest [USA Today] Other inanity after the jump Retired Israeli star leaving the country after incurring underworld's wrath [Haaretz] USSF club competition hurting High School soccer in California [LA Times] Rumor round up, Daily Mail style Bently to Spurs; Carson to Stoke; Pennant to Blackburn? ...

Christiano Ronaldo dumps Nereida Gallardo
Hail Mary Jane — ... Looks like everyone’s favorite relationship is over.  Cristiano Ronaldo has kicked Nereida Gallardo to the curb, no pun intended.  Looks like we have to find new WaGs.  That shouldn’t be too hard though.  - [Kickette] ...

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