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EASTERN KENTUCKY PLAYER STEALS, IS, DOUCHEBAG
EASTERN KENTUCKY PLAYER STEALS, IS, DOUCHEBAG
Inside the bag: charger, spray, and this. The Eastern Kentucky football player whose flight from a Wal-Mart ended up tearing the tip off a sixty-seven year old woman’s thumb had his reasons for leaving the scene quickly. Not only was he stealing, but Davin Walker had another secret: he was in possession of cleansing products for his lady’s spiritual ladyflower, clearly ...
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Eastern Kentucky Wideout Faces Prison Time, Permanent Emasculation After Botched Shoplift [NCAA Football]
Deadspin — ... consternation, even to those of us who may have at one point dated a woman so unclean that seagulls would nosedive at her feet the moment she stepped outside. According to the Richmond Register, the stolen contents stuffed inside Walker's backpack were "a cell phone battery charger, a box of douches and a bottle of feminine hygiene spray." He may be better off in prison. Grand Jury to hear football player's case [Richmond Register] Eastern Kentucky Player Steals, Is, Douchebag [EDBS] ...

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