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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY -- The Bounty On Bill Simmons' Hands Has Been Set at $20
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY -- The Bounty On Bill Simmons' Hands Has Been Set at $20
Simmons column has been up for approximately two hours and we've already received a bevy of e-mails attesting to its retardery. Rest assured that we've read it, punched our desks a few times, scoffed indignantly at a few choice excerpts and decided we could takes no more. For those, unlike us, who don't have time in the middle of the day to commit an hour to read the 33,000 words that ...
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  • Arrowhead Addict Arrowhead Addict
    +1
    I'm not a Simmons hater or a die-hard KSK reader, but this sh** cracked me up.
    Posted 11/10/2007 respond (flag)
  • NFLAdam NFLAdam
    +1
    That's funny.
    Posted 11/10/2007 respond (flag)
  • gerardcosloy gerardcosloy
    +2

    my fave comment : " just because I go to Celtics games with my Scalabrine jersey on doesn't make me a racist."

    Though Simmons DOES have to write under his real name, give him that much.  

    Posted 11/10/2007 respond (flag)
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OH PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... ?  No, no: don't read it!  The hot air and sense of entitlement will burn you!  Instead, take action and collect the $20 bounty on his hands. ...

Shit that baffles me…
The Grand National Championships — ... Packer fans may be fat and loud, but you see us coming, you can use your jujitsu. Pats fans? They’re making me link that which I do not like. ...

THROWING LINKS
Epic Carnival — ... 7. KSK has set another bounty, this one's on Simmons after his ridiculous rant despite the fact that his team won last week. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) ...

Sunday night linkaliciousness
Lone Star Ball — ... For those clamoring for the Rangers to get in on Cabrera, the equivalent would probably be the Rangers giving up Eric Hurley, Ian Kinsler, and Nelson Cruz.  And that's a package Rosenthal thinks is too light, would probably have to be sweetened to get a deal done. And remember, Cabrera is 2 years away from being a free agent, and I'm guessing he'd ask for ARod circa 2000 money (10 years, $250 million) to sign an extension without testing the waters. And finally, KSK apparently found Bill Simmons' Friday column as annoying as I did.

TOP 10 PEOPLE THAT I AM THANKFUL FOR AS A SPORTS BLOGGER
Epic Carnival — ... 6. Bill Simmons. As the mouth jobber for the Boston Dominants on the World Wide Lemur, the only writer on this list has done more than anyone to demonstrate how rooting for a team can make you stark raving insane and/or insufferable, and to provoke the same from his audience. Seriously, when is the last time you ever heard of a sports writer having a bounty? ...

Let's Not Build This Up Too Much
Fire Jay Mariotti — ... Don't flatter yourself. Although I do hope that if the Patriots lose, some crazed fan actually does come to the conclusion that it was all Bill's fault and decides to collect on the bounty Kissing Suzy Kolber has put out on his hands. ...

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