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SmackCaster SmackBlog: Breakfast links for 1/7/09
F Juice.com: Eli Gets Lap Dance….By a Girl
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop: ELI MANNING GOT A BIRTHDAY LAP DANCE
Sports Crackle Pop: Eli Manning gets a lap dance for his birthday
Breakfast links for 1/7/09
SmackCaster SmackBlog —
Eli Manning gets a birthday lap dance … from his wife.
O.J. Simpson finds prison food to his taste.
Viewership at Versus soars in 2008.
Yankees playing hardball with Andy Pettitte.
The New York Knicks defeat the Boston Celtics on Sunday and follow it up by losing to the putrid Oklahoma City Thunder.
LA Dodgers courting alltime saves leader Trevor Hoffman.
Son of Cal State Northridge college hoops coach and two players accused of ripping off a Best Buy to the tune of ...
Eli Gets Lap Dance….By a Girl
F Juice.com —
... According to Page Six: ”WE don’t know what else Eli Manning got for his 28th birthday, but his wife gave him a sexy lap dance. The Giants QB and teammates Shaun O’Hara,David Diehl, Amani Toomer, Brandon Jacobs and Kevin Boss hit Tenjune on Little West 12th Street Friday. After a few rounds of tequila shots, our spy said Eli’s ...
ELI MANNING GOT A BIRTHDAY LAP DANCE
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
... Giants quarterback Eli Manning celebrated his 28th birthday last Friday night at swanky Manhattan club Tenjune on annoyingly-hard-to-find Little West 12th Street. Along for the ride were some teammates and his wife Abby, who apparently gets a little frisky after some tequila shots. ...
Eli Manning gets a lap dance for his birthday
Sports Crackle Pop —
... I like this about the New York Giants. They always seem to party as a team. Whether it be Plaxico and Antonio Pierce or as Page Six reports: ...
Eli Manning, Birthday Lap Dance, Nice!
Total Pro Sports —
... Apparently a spy from The New York Post said Eli's wife, Abby, "gave him a special lap dance" while Beyonce's hit, "Single Ladies," blared on the sound system. ...
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Josh Q. Public —
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Meet Your Newest Baltimore Oriole: Koji Uehara (Youtube)
Bad News For The Arizona Cardinals (ESPN)
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All The Knicks Need To Do Is Read Some Tolkien (What Would Oakley Do)
Catching Up With God Shamgod (The No Look Pass)
Nobody Likes A Thief (Puck Daddy)
But Everybody Likes A Lap Dance (NY Post)
The 10 Most Uncomfortable Movie Dance Scenes (Stuff) ...
The Continuing Adventures of Elisha Manning
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
... any Kenny Chesney?
DJ: [doing his best Axel Foley impression] Get the fuck outta here.
Elisha: Yes, sir.
[Elisha walks back to his table]
Abby: What was that all about?
Elisha: Honestly, I have no friggin’ clue.
Abby: So will you dance with me?
Elisha: Sure. But let’s stay close to Moishe.
Abby: You know you can just sit down and I can dance for you.
Elisha: Really? That sounds good.
Abby: [begins gyrating her ass on Elisha's lap] How does that feel, baby?
Elisha: It feels sorta ...
Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies" [Eli Manning]
Deadspin —
You'd figure that Page Six would have surveillance video of the alleged Eli/Abby lapdance like they did for Antonio Pierce. Alas. But Pierce, whose muscular chest and steely-eyed glances apparently make one Midwestern boy's heart all aflutter, (Yeah — who says he hates black people?), wasn't at Tenjune nightclub that night according to the paper. Those G-men who were in attendance included Shaun O'Hara, David Diehl, Amani Toomer, Brandon Jacobs and Kevin Boss. Oh, and 28-year-old Eli, fresh-faced and gawky, apparently getting a crotch-grind ...
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