Elijah Dukes Calls a Radio Station, Makes Ron Artest Seem Like a Bunny

• Redsauce

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  It's like the SNL skit of Whitney Houston, only real.  I'm going to suggest a "humanitarian of the year" award from Ballhype, and I'm voting for Elijah Dukes.  I mean, his mom never smoked crack!  That counts for something, right?

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  • RedBaron

    +2

    Absolutely.  He also reminded us that he's never shot someone, stabbed someone, or gone to jail for brutally beating someone.

    Posted 6/20/2007 [reply] [flag]

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You crazy, Dawg: Elijah Dukes calls into local radio show Ron & Ian to confirm he needs help
Published 6/19/2007 at FanIQ Blog
... Thanks to the Big Lead, ...

That Sopranos Show Was Popular It Seems
Published 6/19/2007 by The Feed at The Feed
... Elijah Dukes might want to stay off the radio and let someone else do the defending for him. (The Big Lead) ...

Elijah Dukes Responds, Dawg
Published 6/19/2007 by PostmanR at FanHouse
... .) Via the Big Lead , here are some of highlights: * He talks about the value of crack in the hood * On the 17-year-old he knocked up: 'We and her did something one-time ... I know for a fact, I know for a fact ... if that's my child, why does it have to be broadcast?' * His mother never smoked crack, and he never said that she did * 'When did I get in trouble for domestic violence over the last year and a half?' * 'Elijah, do you need help?' No! Do I need guidance? Yeah, I need guidance ... I went to jail for breaking a remote control. Um, I'm not going to say anything else here. Because frankly, after listening to that interview, I'm suddenly fearing for my life. Previously At FanHouse: ...

Elijah Dukes and Pacman Jones Need to Unite
Published 6/20/2007 by Chieftain at THE WIN COLUMN
... http://thebiglead.com/?p=2580 ...

Elijah Dukes Would Like You To Recognize
Published 6/20/2007 by Sooze at Babes Love Baseball
... [Hat tip, The Big Lead] | [ ...

The Hangover: Devil Rays Blow Yet Another Big Lead
Published 6/20/2007 by The Professor at Rays Index
... It's Wednesday, soooo...Alex we'll take "Elijah Dukes is a mischievous badger" for $500...If you haven't heard the radio "interview" with Mr. Dukes from yesterday, The Big Lead has it in all it's glory. ...

We Be Dumpin'
Published 6/20/2007 by littles: at The Dude Abides
... Elijah Dukes know the value of the crack rock. He also seems to be quite mental. Don't believe me? Hear it for yourself. (The Big Lead) ...

The Morning Tailgate
Published 6/20/2007 at STLSportsMag
... ] If after all the stuff you read about him you made the assumption that Devil Rays outfielder Elijah Dukes was a nutcase, well then this interview will probably strengthen that opinion. [ The Big Lead ] See which of the Cincinnati Bengals arrests secures the top spot in this ranking. [ ...

First Time Caller, Longtime Listener ...: Elijah Dukes Is On The Air
Published 6/20/2007 at Deadspin
... , and also at The Big Lead. ...

Elijah Dukes Goes Nuts!
Published 6/20/2007 by Regis Courtemanche at Mets Heads
Thanks to the guys at The Big Lead, we found the stream of Devil Rays' outfielder Elijah Dukes going crazy on a talk radio show. Listen to the interview ...

10 Darts at the MLB Board
Published 6/20/2007 by Brian at Empty the Bench
... , calls into a sports talk-radio station and confirms that his mother never smoked crack, but he knows how much it costs in “the hood.” ...

“Some people say my momma..some people say my momma..was on crack but when I was in her stomach”
Published 6/20/2007 by Daedalus at Church of Baseball
Yes, Elijah, it seems quite possible. And if you came from your momma's stomach, she's got some physiological issues she might want to get checked out. ...