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Eric Byrnes + Kayak + McCovey Cove = Potential for hilarity
Eric Byrnes + Kayak + McCovey Cove = Potential for hilarity
Fox has hired Eric Byrnes to ride in a Kayak for the All-Star game. If there is a God, this will lead to comedy.
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Eric Byrnes to BroadcastFfrom Kayak in McCovey Cove During All-Star Game and Home Run Derby
FanIQ Blog — ... Instead, he will be out on McCovey Cove in a kayak, ...

Eric Byrnes to Broadcast from Kayak in McCovey Cove During All-Star Game and Home Run Derby
FanIQ Blog — ... Instead, he will be out on McCovey Cove in a kayak, ...

Wacky Kayak Reporters:
Deadspin — ... , will report on the All-Star game from a kayak in McCovey Cove outside the stadium. EXTREME! [The Smittblog] ...

Weekend Potpourri (Saturday Afternoon Edition)
Our Book of Scrap: Sports News — ... Eric Byrnes Is A Media Whore (Smittblog) ...

Blurbs and Links: Part Thamaniya Cashra
Untitled[.] — ... Eric Byrnes is going to be seen at the All-Star game one way or another...(The Smittblog) ...

Linkage
Doberman On The Diamond — ... - Eric Byrnes has a misshaped head, and he dives too much, but his on-air personality is fun. (The Smittblog) ...

All-Star Un-Weekend is Upon Us.
Some People's Kids — ... by becoming the first player ever to kill another when he accidentally knocks Eric Byrnes unconscious and he slips off his Kayak into McCovey Cove. The good doctor will have fellow Canuck and baseball smasher ...

Wednesday Afternoon Liveglog Club: Dodgers @ Diamondbacks, 04/09/08
Walkoff Walk — ... shows that only Eric Byrnes is underperforming expectations. Odd, because he was the only member of the team last year who could (a) hit or (b) paddle. ...

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