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WEEK 6 QUICK PICKS SAINTS (-7) over Raiders Just drool, baby. Ravens (+4.5) over COLTS The '08 Colts are like Amy Winehouse -- they look awful and it should have ended by now. Bengals (+5.5) over JETS Tease the Jets and your bookie will pump his fist as he's writing the bet down. *Late change ...
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Eagles Coach Andy Reid: Strength or Weakness?
Niners Nation — ... Anyways, the Sports Guy posted a mailbag column today, and I realize what most of us think of him in terms of his football analysis.  I try to take him with a grain of salt and just try to be entertained.  However, he brought up a good point in one question that I wanted to flesh out here: ...

…. Couldn’t resist
Only Baseball Matters — Bill Simmons is one of the funniest writers alive: Q: So you’re looking for the four-way version of paper-rock-scissors that makes the most sense? I think I found it: blow-booze-weed-sleep. Yes, booze will defeat blow and weed will defeat booze. Sleep can beat weed and of course, blow beats sleep. Granted I don’t behave this way EVERY day. – Vaughn, Philly SG: Hold on, I have a better one … Q: My friend almost got into an altercation with a guy who had a hook instead of a hand. He contends that ...

"OOOOOOoooooh!"
wrigleyville23 — Good letter in Bill Simmons' mailbag this week about Red Sox fans: Q: As much as I hate Boston fans, I must admit that they scream "OOOOOOoooooh!" louder than any fans in all of baseball on two-strike pitches that are three feet off the plate. -- Matt, Wichita, Kan. Brewers fans would be a close second, when there are people at the park.

It's All Part of the Plan
David's Memphis Grizzlies Blog — ... I appreciate Heisley's commitment to keeping the team in Memphis, and I can't fault him for admitting that he can't stop another owner from moving the team. As an aside, I liked Bill Simmons' response to the Sonics' 'relocation': ...

Bill Simmons Gets Two Badly Wrong (Again)
wrigleyville23 — This from Bill Simmons on Friday: Ravens (+4.5) over COLTS The '08 Colts are like Amy Winehouse -- they look awful and it should have ended by now. Result: Colts 31, Ravens 3. Also: Patriots (+6) over CHARGERS Belichick getting six against Norv? Really? Yes, really: Chargers 30, Patriots 10.

Blog Wars!
The Thunderworld — ... Look, I've been growing very tired of everyone jabbing OKC on every turn over the whole team thing. Like I've said, get over it - it's done and time to move on. But some people have trouble with it. Some email Bill Simmons constantly and whine about it. Some refuse to call the ...

Happy Columbus Day
Sox Blog — ... Despite the Sports Guy’s incredulity that the run-up to the 2008 ALCS was “like getting  ready to watch Floyd Mayweather fight Jonathan Lipnicki for the welterweight title,” these are two well-balanced, well-matched, and close-scoring baseball teams. ...

Link Chowder 10/17
Stanley Cup of Chowder — Serving up the best links of the week from all across the newfangled interwebs: This guy is the definition of ringer [Barstool Sports] GHABBY reminds us that the origins of the Rayhawk can be traced back to the fat guy from The Nasty Boys [Mass Hysteria] Bill Simmons' mailbag is back [ESPN Page2] The Barry Melrose Coach-O-Meter 3000 [Barry Melrose Rocks] Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks slaughters a cow mascot and cooks up some steak and cheese. I'm guessing that the cow was ...

Jason Whitlock and Bill Simmons are not a fans of Andy Reid
The Sports Complex — ... crunch time with his running game. Here’s a coach who loves to throw on damn near every down except when the game is on the line. I also blame Reid for the Eagles failing to trade a second-round draft pick for Tony Gonzalez. Other than the one season with Terrell Owens, McNabb has made a living throwing the ball to the James Thrashes of the world. It’s ridiculous. I’m convinced the Eagles don’t want to win it all. This comes a month after Bill Simmons wrote about the Birds’ head coach thusly: ...

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