ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Is Just F--king Guessing

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BIG TUNA TO BE HEAD DOLPHIN
Published 12/20/2007 at With Leather
... I suppose that's possible, but it's also true that Chris Mortensen, who was responsible for "breaking" the Atlanta non-story, is at least mildly retarded.  He gets his proper due over at KSK this morning: ...

It's beginning to look a lot like Russell
Published 12/20/2007 by bh at Mile High Ramblings
... . ESPN readies breaking news alert that Parcells is in talks with the Roughriders. Mort reports on the Tuna's new experiment . (Kissing Suzy Kolber) -T.O. doesn't understand ...

Birthday Live-Blog Early Afternoon
Published 12/20/2007 by Cousins of Ron Mexico at Cousins of Ron Mexico
As of right now, I'm waiting to hear where Justin plans on going for lunch. I'll let you know as soon as this story develops. ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting that Justin will drive to Red Lobster during his half-hour lunch. ...

Wrong Again, Chris [Blogdome]
Published 12/20/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
• What you suspected is true: Chris Mortensen is pretty much just guessing. [Kissing Suzy Kolber] • The return of the real Doc Rivers. [Simon On Sports] • Dave Littlefield could have been the Red Sox GM. [Mondesi's House] • Computer chips under athletes' skin? Why not? (Well ...) [100 Percent Injury Rate] • Warrick Dunn, just givin' away houses. [The Serious Tip] • Can a fantasy team made up of nice guys win a title? TUNE IN. [The Love Of Sports] • The many faces of Skip ...

Al Davis is Leaning on Lane Kiffin to Resign?
Published 1/26/2008 by Bassett at thejetsblog.com
Is Emporer PALpatine forging a pact to find a new apprentice to help him rule the galaxy? Normally I try to keep things focused on the Jets in these posts, but with potential fallout that Jets fans hope might facilitate the hiring of a Defensive Coordinator (namely Rob Ryan in this case) I thought these stories worth following. This story from Chris Mortensen of ESPN (who isn’t renowned for getting it right). Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis has been pushing for coach Lane Kiffin to resign ...