Surely not Neifi!
GoatRiders of the Apocalypse —
Shocker news story of the day: MLB has suspended Tigers infielder Neifi Perez for 25 games for testing positive for a banned stimulant. Feel free to insert your own joke about how, if stimulants help players perform, just how bad will Neifi be when he gets back? So far this year, our former Chicago hero (snicker) is batting .172 with 1 homerun, 3 doubles, and 6 RBI in 64 at bats. Unfortunately, Neifi was unable to comment on the matter as he was too busy mindlessly grinding his teeth while maniacally cleaning his apartment at 4:30 in the morning.
Neifi Perez is a Bad Cheater
All on the Field sports blog —
... has been suspended 25 games for testing positive for a performance enhancing drug. ...
Neifi Perez is going to be the death of me
Detroit Tigers —
... Perez is first player disciplined for testing positive for stimulant. ...
Dear Soccer-Haters: Sorry...
116street Soccer —
... 1. Looks like steroids are played out among baseball players; the way to go is stimulants! ...
Game 84: Cubs 7 - Nationals 2
thecubsfan.com » chicago national league ball club —
... BTW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...
Chicago Cubs vs. Pittsburgh, 6 July 2007
Bucs Dugout —
... -P- As Bucdaddy noted, Neifi Perez has been suspended for 25 games for violating Major League Baseball's rules against using stimulants. It may seem weird to see the likes of Neifi Perez get in trouble for performance enhancing drugs, but a lot of guys who get busted are fringe players like Perez who are just trying to hang on and stay in the league. ...
Say It Isn't So, Neifi
Across the Seams —
While I was writing an e-mail about Barry Bonds to a Phillies fan, Jon tipped me off to the hottest news yet in the PED universe. Yes, Neifi Perez tested positive. My world has been torn asunder.
Neifi Perez is Speedy in More Ways than One
Snobs vs. Slobs —
The First Pitch Express got caught with some amphetamines. This is Neifi s second offense (on your first amphetamine offense you re not named and you re required to get counseling), and amphetamines testing only started last year, so you ve gotta figure Neifi s been rolling with the greenies for a while. If this doesn t prove to you that performance-enhancing drugs don t help that much, then nothing will. For every Rafael Palmeiro, Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield and Jason Giambi, there is an Alex Sanchez, Jason Grimsley, Mike Morse, Augustin Montero, and Neifi Perez. I know, I know, Neifi only took amphetamines, not steroids. But still. This is a substance that has been banned by Major League Baseball because they think it is a Performance Enhancing Drug. Has using amphetamines made Neifi Perez Enhanced Neifi s Performance? The only thing that can enhance Neifi Perez s performance is a good, solid piece of pine that h ...
Blurbs and Links: Part Yod Zayen
Untitled[.] —
... Oh Neifi..Did cheating help you at all?...(ESPN) ...
Happenings and Mishappenings: Bonds a Cheat? No WAY!
Nyjer Please —
... A major league baseball player is banned 25 games for testing positive for a banned stimulant. Is it Sammy Sosa? Barry Bonds? Nope, it's Neifi Perez.- ESPN ...
Ten Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
The Hardball Times —
... , an outfielder for the Rangers in the early 1980s. In 1985, Wright batted .190/.241/.242 with four stolen bases in 109 games; truly pathetic figures. His batting WPA was five wins below average, the worst seasonal total of any player not named Neifi. As I'm sure you know, Neifi Perez was recently suspended 25 games for testing positive for stimulants (amphetamines) for the second time. So Neifi's awful 2002 may have been chemically enhanced? Should it be asterisked? How good was ...
Neifi Perez won’t stop haunting my dreams.
Detroit Tigers —
... AP article via ESPN ...
Mitchell report to contain names of 11 current FAs
Breaking Balls —
... as they are being played up. Remember when Will Carroll told us we would actually care that Matt Lawton was on the juice in 2005? Yeah, that was ridiculous. So, before you and the New York Post start salivating over the media circus if A-Rod ends up in the mud, keep in mind some of the free agents that may not be on your A team.
1. Free agent Neifi Perez is not on my A-team, nor should he be on anyone else’s (ya hear that, Chicago?). Oh, and he does drugs. Put him on the list.
2. Another we already know is Jose Guillen, who was ...
