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Even Slaves Don't Want What Paris Hilton Is Selling
Even Slaves Don't Want What Paris Hilton Is Selling
If you want to know what reparations can do, just follow Cristian Ronaldo. Slave du jour Ronaldo is a man about town. He keeps his pimp limp strong even when he's on crutches. He may an idiot and douchebag when it comes to handling his transfer to Real Madrid but even he's smart enough to avoid the walking STD that is Paris Hilton. Ronaldo was accosted by Hilton at Villa on Wednesday night. ...
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