FAIL: Cristiano Ronaldo's orange tan & white sneakers

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Man Utd star looks more of a dick than ever... Holy moly, has C-Ron been bathing in a mixture of Sunny Delight and baby shit? That is one fierce orange tan, even for a Mediterranean gigolo. FAIL... in a large... > > [link]

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Cristiano Ronaldo is an Oompa Loompa
Published 7/23/2008 by The Urban Backpacker (noreply@blogger.com) at The Urban Backpacker
... some of the hottest women in the world have degraded themselves by falling for a guy who sleeps in a tanning bed and wears shiny short shorts paired with ugly ass trainers. Yes he’s under contract with Nike, but he could have easily opted for a more fashionable pair of Court Traditions or Tennis Classics for his casual days. There's no doubting Ronaldo's football skills, but buddy seriously needs to hire a stylist if he wants to avoid another epic fail like this. [Who Ate All the Pies]

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