Will The Real Joba Please Stand Up? [Joba Rules]
Deadspin —
... In a move that soils the impeccable reputation of the Jersey shore, 29-year old Ryan Ward was caught using his physical resemblance to Joba Chamberlain to get girls into bed. ...
The true life story of the Jersey Shore's fake Joba Chamberlain
Big League Stew —
... young fellow named Ryan Ward who turned his resemblance to Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain into a summer of free bagels and babes on the Jersey shore before being arrested by police and then freed on $10,000 bail. Well, as one might have suspected, the New York Post came after the story with all guns firing and turned it into the "only in New York" (or in this case, the Jersey shore) story it is famous for. The paper's best headline so far? 'Joba' bedded 100 gals* (Personally, from what I know about the ...
Fake Joba Is A Phillies Fan, Goes On Howard Stern
The Fightins —
... shore resident who spent his entire summer banging unsuspecting women who were under the impression that he was actually Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain. Although it sounds like a blast, there is apparently some crime called “criminal simulation” that Ryan committed. With the possibility of jail time looming, he turned to The Howard Stern Show in search of a certain bloated attorney (mayday!) who may be able to help out. Besides rehashing everything from Saturday’s story in the New York Post (including the part where he ...
When Jobas Collide: Fake And Real Chamberlains Set For Historic Meeting [MLB]
Deadspin —
... Ward of course got arrested for his little scam in which he claims to have slept with 60 to 100 women while posing as Chamberlain, and is possibly facing jail time. So he did what you and I would do under such circumstances: Go to Howard Stern for help. He appeared on Stern's show on Monday in search of an attorney ( ...
Baseball Today: Wednesday, September 10
Projo Sox Blog —
... WHATEVER WORKS: You've probably seen this by now, but some unemployed guy in Asbury Park took advantage of the striking resemblance he bears to Joba Chamberlain, to, ah, woo perhaps as many as 100 women over the course of the summer. (New York Post) (Bet none of them were from Boston.) He then went on Howard Stern's radio show ...
NYP: "Fake Joba Bedded 100 Girls"
The Joy of Sox —
... 5: Ward said he first started getting mistaken for the corn-fed Nebraska native last fall. "Ever since the playoffs last year, where [Joba] was attacked by the bugs in Cleveland, people started insisting I was him on the street," he said. "It got to the point where my clothes were getting ripped off when I went out to bars." But it wasn't until June that he started to play along - even wearing a Joba-style flat-brimmed hat and sunglasses.September 6: [Ward] says he used the striking resemblance to reach home plate with ...
John Rolfe: Joba impersonator and more odd items
SI.com - Extra Mustard —
... Yankee Steve Karsay , who most fans, and possibly even Karsay's family, wouldn't recognize if they fell on him in the street.) But part-time Joba, whom the real one wants to meet , has a long, long way to go before he tops ...
Kevin Mench Knows Fake Joba, Loves the Fucking Eagles, Man
Drunk Jays Fans —
... of Mench's sleazy ex-teammate, which last Saturday was originally reported by the New York Post. Their post includes audio from this piece of shit's high-minded appearance on the Howard Stern show-- which is who Fake Joba naturally turned to in order to help find an attorney to help him avoid jail time on charges of "criminal simulation", or as I call it, being an ugly fucking scumbag. ...
Will the Real Joba Chamberlain Please Stand Up?
Double Extra Point —
... an instance when someone looks this identical to a celebrity. Sure, there are Las Vegas impersonators that undergo surgery, hours of make-up, and years of practice to nail down famous people such as Elvis and Madonna, but that takes a lot of work. For Ryan Ward, all that was required from him was to pound down a twelve pack and stumble down to the closest bar or restaurant for free food, free drinks, and all the women you can handle. In fact, Ward claims to have taken home as many as 100 women using his alias. He even goes as far to say, "I got slapped a few times and yelled ...
It Didn’t Take Joba Chamberlain Long to Secure the Requisite Pro Athlete Arm Candy
The Big Lead —
... in Cleveland. Injuries and the starter vs. bullpen debate derailed his 2008 season. Then came the fake Joba and the fateful night of the ...
Real Joba Chamberlain Does Almost Better With Ladies Than Fake Joba Chamberlain [Joba Chamberlain]
Deadspin —
He'll see your Asbury Park skanks and raise you a Rock Star energy model. [3:10 To Joba via Busted Coverage]
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First There Was a Fake Roethlisberger, then a Fake Joba, and Now There’s a Fake Curtis Granderson
The Big Lead —
According to a source, there’s a fake Curtis Granderson trolling for women on match.com. He’s a slippery one - according to this source, one woman has called him out on being a fake and he quickly disabled his match.com account and took a brief break before starting a new one. This comes on the heels of the fake Ben Roethlisberger, the faux Joba Chamberlain (that clown really embraced being a fraud) and the phony Andy Phillips.
As you can see from this screen grab, the pretend Granderson is so ...
