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Fake Joba Is A Phillies Fan, Goes On Howard Stern
Fake Joba Is A Phillies Fan, Goes On Howard Stern
By far the funniest story this weekend (or most pathetic, depending on your moral stance) was the outing of Ryan Ward, a Jersey shore resident who spent his entire summer banging unsuspecting women who were under the impression that he was actually Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain. Although it sounds like a blast, there is apparently some crime called “criminal simulation” that ...
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ST. ANDREW’S NET: FAKE JOBA OR REAL JABBA
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... The Fightins follow up with the fake Joba and discover that he is actually a Phillies fan. So he must have booed the girls after he date raped them. ...

Morning Extras: I thought Joe Blanton was an INNINGS Eater
The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae — ... impersonating Joba Chamberlain. The story says he bagged between 60-100 women, with no remorse. You think you'd remember enough to know the difference between 60 and 100! Chamberlain is only in his second year, so it's not like the guy looks like Derek Jeter and he's lost count after all these years. And not one of these girls was suspicious that Joba was hanging in a shitbox house 'downashore' while the Yankees were in Cleveland and Kansas City? Turns out, the douchebag is a Phils fan. Meech has a photo of the guy, and audio from his visit to the ...

Top O' The Order: Gio Gonzalez makes wrong kind of history
Big League Stew — ... went on Howard Stern. He's scheduled to meet the real Joba Chamberlain on Friday. A tryout with Brian Cashman is the next logical step. Question: If Ryan Ward had impersonated anyone else, would his 15 minutes already have been up? [The Fightins] ...

Aaron Rodgers's Fortunate Daily "Linkin' Logs" (9/9/08)
The Bad News Bloggers — ... actually predicted this at the beginning of the season. Problem is, I figured it would happen in July, Mid-August at the latest, but thanks to the Cardinal's competitiveness, Pujols remained Philip Rivers...Still kind of a jackass Between this guy and this guy, 2008 could be the year of the small receiver Sorry Phil Sheridan, but its always mattered and we've always wanted the crap kicked out of the Cowboys Oh like you wouldn't do it... This turned out to be about as awful as you'd ...

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Deadspin — ... • Fake Joba Chamberlain, actually a Phillies fan. Of course he is. : Goes on Howard Stern and brags about some of his conquests. This is not a proud moment for the Delaware Valley. [The Fightins] ...

When Jobas Collide: Fake And Real Chamberlains Set For Historic Meeting [MLB]
Deadspin — ... in which he claims to have slept with 60 to 100 women while posing as Chamberlain, and is possibly facing jail time. So he did what you and I would do under such circumstances: Go to Howard Stern for help. He appeared on Stern's show on Monday in search of an attorney (audio right here). ...

Baseball Today: Wednesday, September 10
Projo Sox Blog — ... , to, ah, woo perhaps as many as 100 women over the course of the summer. (New York Post) (Bet none of them were from Boston.) He then went on Howard Stern's radio show and revealed more about himself, including the facts that he was a high school teammate of current Blue Jay Kevin Mench and is "probably" facing jail time for what he did but "really doesn't care." (thefightins.com) ...

NYP: "Fake Joba Bedded 100 Girls"
The Joy of Sox — ... to play along - even wearing a Joba-style flat-brimmed hat and sunglasses.September 6: [Ward] says he used the striking resemblance to reach home plate with women as many as 100 times since he began stealing the fireballer's identity in June. "Well, I hooked up with over 62 at least," he said, making reference to Chamberlain's number. ... The real Joba, meanwhile, told The Post he'd "like to meet" Ward.According to what Ward told Howard Stern, he'll meet JtC on Friday.

Kevin Mench Knows Fake Joba, Loves the Fucking Eagles, Man
Drunk Jays Fans — ... learned that the Jays' own cranially-endowed pseudo-slugger, Kevin Mench, apparently played high school baseball with the giant-skulled doppelganger who has come to be known as "Fake Joba". Fake Joba, in case you missed it, is a Delaware man who looks so much like the sickeningly hyped Yankees phenom that this summer he apparently managed to fool upwards of 100 New Jersey tarts into letting him defile them (or so he claims). The Fightins.com, a Phillies blog, has more on the story of Mench's sleazy ex-teammate, which last Saturday was originally ...

Comebacks - Snappy and Otherwise
Ghostrunner on First — ... , and she has it on authority. She met a guy and he told her that he was a baseball player and he knew all the secrets. Stop this charade JP, and give me the names involved in this trade. ...

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Will The Real Joba Please Stand Up? [Joba Rules]
deadspin.com 9/8/2008 — In a move that soils the impeccable reputation of the Jersey shore, 29-year old Ryan Ward was caught using his physical resemblance to Joba Chamberlain to get girls into bed. "Well, I hooked up with over 62 at least," he said, making reference to ...
The true life story of the Jersey Shore's fake Joba Chamberlain
sports.yahoo.com 9/9/2008 — Last week, we posted the story of the enterprising young fellow named Ryan Ward who turned his resemblance to Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain into a summer of free bagels and babes on the Jersey shore before being arrested by police and then freed ...
John Rolfe: Joba impersonator and more odd itemsSI.com - Extra Mustard
Common folk impersonating sports stars and celebrities in order to bag free hootch and hot, hyperventilating women isn't new, but Ryan Ward took the art and science to new heights while passing himself off as Joba Chamberlain . Doing it in a New Jersey gin mill while the real Joba was up there on the tube flinging the pill took genuine stones, as did claiming to be such a popular and ...
The Fightins - Fake Joba Is A Phillies Fan, Goes On Howard SternBBTF's Baseball Primer Newsblog
As much as you might be tempted, don’t, I repeat, don’t think you’ll get away with pretending you are Dan Szymborski. The chicks may indeed dig you, but eventually you’ll be found out. By far the funniest story this weekend (or most pathetic, depending on your moral stance) was the outing of Ryan Ward, a Jersey shore resident who spent his entire summer banging unsuspecting women who were ...
Bad joba of impersonating JobaSmackCaster SmackBlog
Ryan Ward of Asbury Park, New Jersey, looks like Joba Chamberlain and took the look too far as he began to impersonate the Yankee starter/reliever/hope for the future, according to reports. Ward used his looks to try and get free food and better girls before being arrested by Belmar cops and charged with criminal simulation and theft of services. He’s out on $10,000 bail. ...