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Fan of the Week :: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth...
Fan of the Week :: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth...
There are many ways fans choose to show their appreciation and appeal for specific professional athletes. Among the common: collecting baseball cards, personalized jerseys, searching for autographs. Among the weird: growing a fake goatee to mimic your hero's signature goatee. Among the weirder: being born a woman and painting a fake goatee on your face to mimic your hero's signature ...
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