Feds unable to locate, serve Knoblauch subpoena

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Where's Chuck?
Published 1/24/2008 by Pulp at The Gil Meche Experience
Never mind our crumbling infrastructure, ever expanding deficit or our insistence on throwing our army into a Third World hellhole meatgrinder, this is all the evidence you need that the government is a failure of massive proportions: ...

Have you seen this man?
Published 1/24/2008 by Peter Abraham at The LoHud Yankees Blog
In the funniest story of the night, the feds can’t find Chuck Knoblauch to serve him with his subpoena. Osama bin Laden, I’ll give you that. He’s hiding in a cave somewhere in the mountains. But you can’t find Chuck Knoblauch? Your tax dollars at work. Meanwhile, old friend Jaret Wright signed a minor-league deal with the Pirates. It’s truly amazing how desperate teams are for pitching.

The Man Who Maimed Olbermann’s Mom Continues To Elude The Feds
Published 1/24/2008 by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
“How can we find Osama Bin Laden if we can’t find Chuck Knoblauch?” asks Pulp of The Gil Meche Experience. “On the other hand, if the Knoblauch bounty reaches Osama levels, I’m all over it.” So let me get this straight. We have the PATRIOT Act and the NSA is eavesdropping on our phone calls and we can’t find a guy who forgot how to throw a baseball from second base to first base? At least we’ll know what books those dastardly Unitarian Universalists are reading. This does beg the question though, ...

Jose Canseco is one class act
Published 1/24/2008 by Ben K. at River Avenue Blues » River Avenue Blues, A New York Yankees Blog
... As news of Chuck Knoblauch’s disappearance in the face of a subpoena rolls around the Internet, let’s turn our steroid-minded attention to another story. This one involves everyone’s favorite class act Jose Canseco. It’s a shocker. ...

Jose Canseco: Class Act
Published 1/24/2008 by Shyster at ShysterBall
... Canseco, the former major league slugger and admitted steroid user who exposed other players in his 2005 best-selling book “Juiced,” offered to keep a Detroit Tigers outfielder “clear” in his next book if the player invested money in a film project Canseco was promoting, according to a person in baseball with knowledge of the situation. The outfielder's name is Magglio Ordóñez, and if the allegations are true, Canseco's name is mud. In other legal news, Chuck Knoblauch appears to be on the lam, and Barry Bonds has moved to have his indictment to be ...

Federal marshals unable to find, serve Knoblauch with subpoena
Published 1/24/2008 at BBTF's Baseball Primer Newsblog
Federal marshals unable to find, serve Knoblauch with subpoena Natch, much like his throws...he probably went over the wall. Former major leaguer Chuck Knoblauch had not been tracked down as of early Wednesday evening by federal marshals trying to serve him a subpoena from a House panel investigating steroids in baseball, a committee staffer told The Associated Press. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because staffers were not authorized to make public comments on the matter. Knoblauch, a four-time All-Star who played for the Yankees, Twins and Royals from 1991-02, ...

Chasing Knoblauch
Published 1/24/2008 by Geoff Young at Knuckle Curve - Baseball News
... ESPN reports that federal agents haven’t been able to track down ex-big-leaguer Chuck Knoblauch to serve him with a subpoena to appear before a House panel investigating steroid use in baseball: ...

Kennedy = Hughes?
Published 1/24/2008 by Dave & Aziz Nekoukar at NJ.com: Pride of the Yankees
... in China on March 15 and 16 in the stadium that will be used for Olympic baseball. Joe Torre and Dave Winfield are working together to promote the event. The most startling thing we learned from the article is that Winfield is a Padres vice president. We had no idea. Only in America: The feds can't find Chuck Knoblauch , and as a result he has yet to be served with his subpoena. Exactly how much of our tax money is being spend on trying to find him? As much credibility as Jose Canseco gained when much of the information from his first book was validated, he loses it when we ...

Where's Marek?
Published 1/24/2008 by Dave & Aziz Nekoukar at NJ.com blog: Rangers
Either Marek Malik is doing his best Chuck Knoblauch impersonation , or perhaps he's been traded. Steve Zipay reports on his blog that Malik's equipment was not in his locker today. Zipay writes: "Right now it's just an internal matter," said Tom Renney. Asked if Malik would be at tonight's game, Renney responded:."That's to be determined." Asked if he was suspended, Renney declined to answer. Asked if he was still on the team, the answer was: "He's a Ranger." Sam Weinman notes that Malik was not on the ice for this morning's skate. Neither was Marcel Hossa, ...

Chuck Knoblauch = Fugitive!!
Published 1/24/2008 by Voros at vorosmccracken.com
Chuck Knoblauch is on the lam. Click the image to help the feds locate this dangerous fugitive.