Introduce Yourself Class
Mizzourah —
... On the Don Rickles' "How's Your Day Scale", the picture to the right explains it all; all committed Tigers signed with Pinkeltoes. Honestly, I was little worried about Will Ebner and Zavier Gooden, only because both are out of state recruits, and Gooden actually cancelled a visit with Oklahoma the day he committed to be a Tiger. Instead, both will be trying to pick up ladies at Trops in September. And let me tell you, Trops is a decent place to pick up some classy ladies. ...
The Morning Tailgate
STLSportsMag —
Whew. Long day yesterday. You never know how much driving from high school to high school wearing a Truman the Tiger costume to chant M-I-Z at each new recruit is going to wear you out until you do it. Note to self for next year - bring some Fruit Punch Gatorade to get you through the late signings. Meet the 23 new Missouri Tigers football players that are being hailed amongst the best recruiting classes in the school's history. [ MUTigers.com ] Remember the kid that decided he was going to play football at Cal without an actual offer from Cal? Well he claimed that he was ...

