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Football Burrito All-Thug Team

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The All-Thug team is constantly evolving and is a combination of the severity of a crime, how many crimes the player has committed, how recently the player committed their last crime, and their current on the field talent.

QB Falcons Michael Vick: 23 months in prison for running a dog fighting operation, and murdering under performing dogs.

RB Browns Jamal Lewis: 4 months in jail for helping facilitate a drug deal.

WR Chris Henry: 5 arrests since 2005.

WR Broncos Brandon Marshall (Offensive Captain): DUI, domestic battery, false imprisonment.

WR Randy Moss: Domestic violence, false imprisonment.

TE Broncos Daniel Graham: Harassing his ex-girlfriend.

OL Cardinals Brandon Keith: Misdemeanor rioting.

OL Bryant McKinnie: Aggravated battery and brawling.

OL Texans Chester Pitts: Evading arrest in a motor vehicle.

OL Jaguars Stocker McDougle: Felony battery on a person over the age of 65.

OL Texans Fred Weary: Shot with a taser gun during a traffic stop.

DL Saints Charles Grant: Stabbed in the neck during a bar fight.

DL Seahawks Rocky Bernard: Domestic violence.

DL Eagles Mike Patterson: Careless driving, drug possession.

LB Packers Nick Barnett: Two counts of disorderly conduct.

LB Steelers James Harrison: Misdemeanor assault and criminal mischief.

LB Giants Antonio Pierce: Animal neglect.

LB Lance Briggs: Leaving the scene of an accident.

DB Pacman Jones (Defensive Captain): Triple shooting, punching a stripper, paralyzing a strip club manager,assault, felony vandalism, spitting on a stripper, spitting on another stripper.

DB Falcons Lawyer Milloy: DUI

DB Lions Leigh Bodden: Aggravated disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

DB Rams Ricky Manning: Felony assault.

-Doug

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