FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – The Bounty On Tom Brady’s Knees Raised to $50 (Plus Bag Of Reese’s Cups)

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 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – The Bounty On Tom Brady’s Knees Raised to $50 (Plus Bag Of Reese’s Cups)
It’s Halloween tomorrow, and the scariest thing about the holiday this year is that it’s midway through the NFL season and no defender has had the guts, nay, the overly swollen gonads, to take me up on my offer of $30 American dollars to snap Tom Brady’s legs like a Snyder’s of Hanover pretzel rod. What’s the matter, NFL defenders? Too goddamn CHICKEN to rob a man of his livelihood and ... [link]

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Wednesday Morning Randomness Rundown
Published 10/31/2007 by Balk! at Walk Off Balk
... assistant basketball coach Brian Marso found drunk behind the wheel... sleeping ... at a drive-thru at 4AM. [Billings Gazette]Dominque Douglass, wideout at Iowa and currently suspended, caught stealing 3 DVDs at Wal-Mart. [DesMoines Register]I'm wondering why my Dad doesn't bail me out of high strip club bills like this dad. [Sun-Sentinel]Jose Offerman gets probation for bat attack [Courant]Bounty on Tom Brady's knees upped to $50, Reese's. [Kissing Suzy Kolber] ...

Someone Could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady
Published 10/31/2007 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
Filed under: Patriots, BostonWith everyone from Mike Wilbon to Kissing Suzy Kolber suggesting that maybe Patriots quarterback Tom Brady needs to be worried about his knees, I suppose it was just a matter of time before someone put together a YouTube song wondering if there's a Jeff Gillooly out there to Brady's Nancy Kerrigan:Hat tip: Extra Mustard. Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

THROWING LINKS
Published 11/4/2007 by BD at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... 7. The bounty on Brady's knee has been raised. I'll chip in a bag of bottle caps if it'll help make this happen. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) ...

Februrary 29th Grapefruit Action and some non-baseball fun
Published 2/29/2008 by azruavatar at Future Redbirds
... - You have to be prepared for a fiercely acerbic wit and some 8-year-old toilet humor but if you can stand the heat, KSK is one of the funniest sites to read. A spinoff of Deadspin, the crew has alternately put out hits on Tom Brady, watched a ...

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