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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO TODD STINKSTON?
REALESTS NCAA College Michigan Football Basketball Rich Rodriguez Lil Wayne DMX — ... , infamous for cowardly ducking a hit by Sean Taylor in 2005. ...

Todd Pinkston: Alligator Body
D.C. Sports Bog — ... king a non-sensical metaphor]: "You've heard of alligator arms; this is alligator body . Todd Pinkston has got a touchdown. Watch this, he now sees the safety coming from the left, that ball's in the air, he just, he does not want to get hit. Ryan Clark, he sees Ryan Clark...." [Joseph, "alligator arms" works because alligators have short arms; the phrase refers to short-arming a ball. But alligators do not have short bodies, and even if they did, Pinkston sort of gave up on the ball, but he didn't shrink in height. When seeking a metaphor, try harder next time. Oh, right.] Mike Patrick: "Holy cow....That's unbelievable." Joe Theismann: "This is a great way to lose your job as a receiver in the National Football League." Or, apparently, to get signed by the Redskins. What's interesting is this clip was later used by former colleague Nunyo Demasio in the WaPo as a way of showing how scary Sean Taylor is, when in fact Ryan Clark was the guy getting ready to hit Pinkston. Here's ...