Former Patriot Kenyatta Jones Might Need Flomax

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Former Patriot Kenyatta Jones Arrested, 'He Attempted to Urinate on the Dance Floor'
Published 3/31/2008 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
Filed under: Patriots, Boston, Arena FootballFormer New England Patriots offensive lineman Kenyatta Jones, who is now an Arena Football player, was arrested early Monday morning and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing, the St. Petersburg Times reports (via SBB). And what exactly did Jones do? Tampa police spokeswoman Janelle McGregor answers: "Jones was standing on the dance floor at the Blue Martini nightclub when he attempted to urinate on the dance floor." Um, OK. Not sure exactly ...

Kenyatta You're At A Club Not ATO
Published 4/1/2008 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... Kenyatta I understand you are a large 300 lb former New England Patriot but in just about every single circumstance it is unacceptable to urinate on the dance room floor. I'm assuming that at this club there was a very large bathroom with several urinals, and if you really need to piss yand all the urinals were taken than you could have just lifted one of the guys who was already pissing up and moved him. And then taken his urinal. ...

Ex-Pat Kenyatta Jones Taken In During Drug Bust
Published 2 days ago by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
Last time we checked in on Kenyatta Jones , the former Patriots linebacker was trying to urinate on a nightclub’s dance floor . Now Kenyatta must be peeing his pants for real, as he was among the 41 folks arrested in a recent Tampa-area drug bust . Kenyatta Jones Patriots The ST. PETERSBURG TIMES reports that rather than waiting for police to come & take him away, the current Tampa Bay Storm player turned himself in around 4 p..m. Wednesday afternoon. He was placed on the wanted list after authorities saw Jones take part in a drug deal: Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said officers overheard him arranging to buy from one of the ...

Cheeky Cheerleader Photos Cause Coach To Quit
Published 44 hours ago by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
• Provocative photos of CFL cheerleaders cause a coach to call it quits . CFL cheerleaders • Coming to a college campus near you - NCAA-regulated beach volleyball . • LeBron James promises the U.S. will win basketball gold once again . • Unfortunately for swimmer Jessica Hardy , her chances for Olympic glory have been sunk by a failed drug test . • Happy* 44th* birthday*, Barry* Bonds * ! • Kenyatta Jones will surely wet himself now after being arrested during a massive Tampa drug bust . • Max Mosley wins his lawsuit over the publishing of some Nazi sex orgy photos . This calls for a ...