Formerly, Pacman; Currently, Used Car Salesman

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 Formerly, Pacman; Currently, Used Car Salesman
When Pacman Jones offers you $0 down and 0% APR, you take it. Via Dallas Cowboys Examiner : Payments so low, you could make it rain with the savings! Ha. Good one. /self-high-five I think it’s great Adam Jones is selling cars now, but what I really need is some money to pay my bills. I say put him in a question mark suit and have him take his monotone sales pitch on the ... [link]

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Blog Jam: Reggie Bush’s Babe Goes Bottomless
Published 7/26/2008 by Tim Hammer at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... While THE BIG LEAD discovers that the Adam Pacman Jones: Used Car Salesman era is off to a fantastic beginning (video after the jump) ...

What Will It Take for Adam Jones (Formerly Pacman) to Put You in a New Car Today?
Published 7/27/2008 at FanHouse
... That it got to this point is a testament to, well, I have no idea, but it's too bad Mr. Cousins of Ron Mexico wasn't around to suggest the line, "Payments so low, you could make it rain with the savings!" That could've really moved some inventory. ...

Pitchman Jones?
Published 7/28/2008 by Jimmy at Music City Miracles
via The Big Lead How desperate would you have to be as a company to have Pacman on your commercial?

Adam "Pacman" Jones Gets His First Dallas Endorsement Deal [Pacman Jones]
Published 7/28/2008 by Clay Travis at Deadspin
... I say, "This is Adam Jones; formerly Pacman. I've learned how tough it is to get a second chance," is the most persuasive opening to a commercial in the history of television. Particularly with the 1970's r&b; background music. How much money did this company have to pay Deion and the former Pacman to shill for them? Can leasing cars to people without credit really be that profitable? Anyway, nice wardrobe choice on the orange jersey; formerly prison jumpsuit. Formerly Pacman; Currently Used Car Salesman [The Big Lead] ...

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