Frank Lampard's contract demands are insane

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Brazil sets lineup vs. U.S.
Published 8/24/2007 by The Beautiful Game at The Beautiful Game
... Check out some ridiculous contract demands from Frank Lampard. Looks like satire to me, but you be the judge. [100 Percent Injury Rate] ...

Morning Paper: Best Wrestling Moves
Published 8/24/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
... Some of the best contract demands you’ve ever seen [100% Injury Rate] ...

FRANK LAMPARD HAS DEMANDS
Published 8/24/2007 at With Leather
... -- has been unable to come to terms for a new contract with the EPL juggernaut.  Why might that be?  Because his demands are too fucking awesome: ...

Weekend Warrior Picks!: White Girls
Published 8/24/2007 by More Credible at More Credible - A Sports Blog with no shame (or standards).
... Frank Lampard is redeeming himself as one of my favorite soccer players with his newest contract demands (100% Injury Rate) ...

Please, no touching Mr. Lampard below the waist
Published 8/24/2007 by Bob at The Offside
... | August 24th, 2007 The next time you sit down to renegotiate your contract with your boss you might want to take a cue from Frank Lampard. Or at least take a cue from the satirical demands of the Chelsea midfielder that are making their way around the interwebs. From 100% Injury Rate : Mr. Lampard is to be addressed as Mr. Lampard at all times, including in the match day programme, by the match announcer and by all other players, including on the pitch, with the exception of Mr. John Terry. In addition: The match day announcer is to read Mr. Lampard s name in a louder and more enthusiastic voice than the other players, with the exception of Mr. Terry. Employees of Chelsea Football Club, including the playing staff, are not to make eye contact with Mr. Lampard in the dressing room or on the field of play, even when celebrating goals or congratulating Mr. Lampard on his exceptiona ...

Evening Dump: Take 4
Published 8/25/2007 by dswinder at Untitled[.]
... ) The DIVA of soccer...( 100% Injury Rate ) Don't attack bloggers...Otherwise RCT will take you down...( ...

Prem Wrap: The Talented Mr. Lampard
Published 8/25/2007 by David J. Warner at FanHouse
... Chelsea 1-0 Portsmouth. Mr. Lampard scored in the 31st minute. You may now celebrate with Mr. Lampard, but please do not touch Mr. Lampard below the waist. The Blues still don't quite have it all together yet, but 3 points is 3 points, especially against a tough Pompey side, and this win puts Chelsea back at the top of the table. ...

Corner Kicks: Keane Blamed The Loss on The WAGS in His Post-Game Presser.
Published 8/26/2007 by Signal to Noise at Signal to Noise
... - I’m really learning to hate Frank Lampard. It’s easy because he plays for Chelski, but since he’s rumored to have negotiated some insane contract demands (my favorite is teammates can’t touch him for five seconds post-goal so he can perform a celebration) and won yesterday’s game, it’s getting even easier. ...