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French Midfielder/Banana Hammock Enthusiast to MLS
French Midfielder/Banana Hammock Enthusiast to MLS
How bad is playing for Derby County? So bad that former French International Laurent Robert has left there for potential repeat cellar dwellars Toronto FC . Canuckistan be warned: if he''l get down to his sweaty underwear in the grim, damp Newcastle air, he's most likely not afraid to do it during an Ontario cold front. So be prepared to cover the eyes of impressionable children and wives ...
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LOUISE AND JAMIE OUT FOR DINNER
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

QUICK QUOTES: 'CALM DOWN, YOU WERE A SPICE GIRL'
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

BECKS GETS A TICKET, SMILES THROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN THING
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

SHEREE OUT FOR A SHOP
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: HANDHOLDING, HEAD-PATTING AND HUGSIES
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

TIET TALKS: CARLY CHATS WEIGHTLOSS AND WEDDINGS
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

LISA CARRICK POPS ONE OUT
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE PEACHY (ARSE)
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

THE BECKHAMS ATTEMPT TO ASSIMILATE, VB POUTS FOR REAL THIS TIME
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

QUICK QUOTES: TOTTENHAM MADE HIM CRY
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

BRINGING THE LOLS: COLEEN CAN'T TELL TIME
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

DAVID BENTLEY'S OPINION DU JOUR: ON HAVING OPINIONS
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

GERMANS ARE HILARIOUS: METZE TO NEWCASTLE?
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

COLEEN REALLY, REALLY LIKES FRILLS
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

NERIEDA: SLAGGING IT UP AT OLD TRAFFORD
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

ANGRY KEEPERS: CECH NEEDS TO BE BUBBLE-WRAPPED, LEHMANN'S GOT GREAT TIMING, ALMUNIA WENT THERE
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

CARLY GOES SHOPPING, SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND HER COMB AGAIN
This Is Extra Time — ... . The cash train keeps on rollin'. Most Loved: John Carver . For bringing a stripping footballer to our town. Laurent might be a little over the hill, have a crap attitude and drive us to drink but at least - well, it'll be just like last season only with less clothes. Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole . For dumping Cashley ...

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