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From The Couch: Oklahoma Fan Lets Ass Crack Breath
From The Couch: Oklahoma Fan Lets Ass Crack Breath
If you are large, have serious plumber’s crack and happen to be porking out on corndogs and ice cream cones be sure Texas fan isn’t prowling behind you for a photo. OU vs. Texas will once again be held at the Cotton Bowl while Jerry Jones looms as the prick in the room who’d ...
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Excited Friday Dump
Bootlegger Sports- Sports Humor Blog — ... It’s Oklahoma/Texas weekend.  Also known as the biggest Fat Convention in the world, as fans of both schools converge on the Texas State Fair and mingle with the rest of the big fat f*cks that can be found wheezing and waddling around the Midway.  This game always provides lots of great pictures.  And I don’t mean of the game.  To prove my point: Here’s a big butt crack.  <bustedcoverage> ...

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (October 16th)
Sportress of Blogitude — ... weekend will not be blacked out in Cincinnati. [ Shutdown Corner ] • One day, Dick Jauron will have his revenge on the internet. As soon as he figures out what the internet is. [ Rumors & Rants ] • Some FSU football players read at the 2nd grade level. So that makes them more intelligent than the average Floridan, right? [ Bootlegger Sports ] • Once again, Hal Gill is ruining everything. Dick. [ Melt Your Face Off ] • Holy Oklahoma fan asscrack, Batman! [ Busted Coverage ] BallHype: hype it up! [image] submit to reddit ...

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