From The Offices of Rep. Shuler

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 From The Offices of Rep. Shuler
Hi. My name is Heath Shuler. I represent North Carolina’s 11th congressional district. My scabs taste like honey mustard sauce. I was taken by the Washington Redskins with the 4th overall selection in the 1995 NFL Draft. I am a superdupergate. As such, it is my responsibility to choose who will be our party’s nominee for the presidency. Yesterday, the voters in my ... [link]

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Published 5/8/2008 by Matt Sussman at The Futon Report
Heath Shuler with an important political message. ◼ KSK

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