Fun With The Mitchell Report

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There are lots of names that appear in the 409 page Mitchell Report. Thanks to the good folks at adobe acrobat, the pdf file allows one to do word searches. Here is what we’ve found: None of the names listed in my previous column on suspected performance-enhancing drug users were included in the report. A search for Barry Bonds has 91 results. Sammy Sosa has 1. Mark McGwire has 37 ... [link]

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Mitchell Report Blogdome [The Day After]
Published 12/14/2007 by Rick at Deadspin
... Mitchell report has 91 results. Sammy Sosa has 1. BALCO appears 56 times. Bud Selig and Cocksucker has zero results. Circumstantial does not appear. Carolina Panthers results in zero occurrences. David Eckstein is not named. John Kruk and Donuts has zero results. The word Sex appears 3 times. Buttocks appears 5 times. Ass does not appear. Bud Selig appears 52 times. Correction: Ass appears 52 times. Soccer appears once. Bartolo Colon loves cake does not appear. Zorro does not appear. [Bugs And Cranks] ...

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