Gaborik apologizes to fantasy owners

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Player apologizes to Fantasy Owners
Published 11/15/2007 by World of Isaac at The World of Isaac
... by. But yet no phone call, no public apology, no letter, no email. A simple "I'm sorry" would have sufficed. I wasn't asking for much more. But no Fragile Fred. Nothing. Instead, you just kept getting injured: bum knee bad foot pulled hamstring My personal favorite was that torn groin in 2001. See, I lost in my fantasy league final that year by two points. If you could have crawled for 21 more yards that year, I would have won. So, take Marian Gaborik's advice and issue an apology to fantasy owners everywhere. It's the very ...

Gaborik Apologizes to Your Fantasy Hockey Team
Published 11/15/2007 by Alanah at KK Hockey
... statement.” The Slovak scorer has 13 points in 12 games this season, including a game-winning goal against the Calgary Flames. For his efforts the Wild are off to a 9-6-2 start, but fantasy owners are frustrated that Gaborik is not a Top 5 in every offensive category. “I will continue to help you out when I can,” Gaborik explained. “But I am afraid management is obsessed with giving Minnesota fans a Stanley Cup.” continued... plus video. Fantastic.

Gaborik apologizes to Fantasy Hockey Owners
Published 11/15/2007 by Zanstorm at Waiting For Stanley- A Vancouver Canucks-NHL news site
Well, this has to be a first, and boy is it it hilarious! Marion Gaborik has mentioned today: "When developing this team it is obvious that management paid no attention to fantasy owners, but instead selfishly decided that winning games was more important," Gaborik said in a "prepared statement." "I will continue to help you out when I can," Gaborik explained. "But I am afraid management is obsessed with giving Minnesota fans a Stanley Cup."See, I think he should apologize more for being injured so often, which is probably the biggest reason he is not ...

Gaborik says sorry
Published 11/15/2007 by James Mirtle at james mirtle
This is pretty funny : In an unprecedented move, Minnesota Wild forward Marian Gaborik has apologized to fantasy hockey owners for playing in a defensive system. "When developing this team it is obvious that management paid no attention to fantasy owners, but instead selfishly decided that winning games was more important," Gaborik said in a "prepared statement." If only I can get Patrick Marleau and Maxim Afinogenov to do the same.

Fantasy Focus: Marian Gaborik good and guilty
Published 11/16/2007 by doherty at Hockey News & Opinions – Hockey.com
... Well, my hat is off to Marian Gaborik for his videotaped act of contrition to fantasy owners. ...

Gaborik issues public apology to fantasy owners
Published 11/16/2007 by DrJohnEvans at SportsFilter
"When developing this team it is obvious that management paid no attention to fantasy owners, but instead selfishly decided that winning games was more important." I have to wonder what sparked this. Read Story.

Apologies to fantasy sports owners
Published 11/16/2007 by Paul Nicholson at Geek Thoughts
... . Now. Just the beginning. Don't have to watch the whole thing. If you don't want to or can't watch the video, you can check this summary her ...

Gaborik apologizes to fantasy owners
Published 11/16/2007 by Beau Dure at Sports Scope
Why are we only seeing this in the Canadian media? Does it have anything to do with appreciating the humor of Mike Myers and Dave Foley? Marian Gaborik has " apologized " to fantasy hockey owners: "When developing this team it is obvious that management paid no attention to fantasy owners, but instead selfishly decided that winning games was more important." Yeah, we hate it when that happens. Hat tip: ...