Game On: See Ya, Sean, It Was Fun While It Lasted

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My trusty Rangers fan pal, Jeremy Strauss, is sitting in the corner and sulking. He already misses Sean Avery , who has just signed a ridiculous contract with Dallas . I provided a prescription for Strauss and other Blueshirt faithful who are suffering Avery pangs: "Go to Dunkin' Donuts and get an extra large hot chocolate. Drink slowly. When finished, inhale deeply 26 times and then enjoy ... [link]

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Hey, hey, Averytown...
Published 7/4/2008 by George James Malik at Red Wings Snapshots - MLive.com
... all times. "I'm excited to cause quite a disturbance to a lot of guys I used to bother who were probably happy that I've been gone for a year and a half," Avery said with a chuckle. That's the type of attitude that wins postseason games. Avery, who had seven points in eight playoff games last season, makes you beat him because he concedes nothing. And if you do beat him, he returns for more. Sounds like Tomas Holmstrom. As far as Avery is concerned, for once in my life, I agree with Stan Fischler .

The 'Craven Unshaven Maven' is Slaven for MSG
Published 7/8/2008 by jb (noreply@blogger.com) at Ranger Pundit
... two blogs about the dual emigration of Jaromir Jagr to some place we call "Yenevelt" (The Other World) and Sean Avery into the heart of Texas. In my blogosphere, that was breathtaking. THANKS! II. The Maven -- painful, as it may be -- never hesitates to admit he was wrong. And I WAS sadly mistaken about the two ice bedouins, Jagr and Avery. My conviction -- and I was convinced for different reasons -- had it that The Captain and The Great Gabbo WOULD return next fall as Rangers. That said, let's get down to the business of what their exits (Stage Left and Stage Right) mean to ...

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