Gary Thorne Is Completely Clueless

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Published 3/26/2008 by bh at Mile High Ramblings
... link, then this .  I had honestly never heard of Joey Gathright, but now he's my favorite baseball player.  I'm way more impressed by jumping over the pitcher's head, than the car, though.  That, my friends, is athleticism. And Gary Thorne, is a boob.  He obviously had no real knowledge of the book, but had been encouraged to talk about it by his producers.  Thank you ESPN, and thank you Gary Thorne for proving the old adage, "Gary Thorne is a fucking moron dick fart and hearing him announce a game that doesn't have a black puck makes my stomach hurt."      

PM Roundup: Out of Jail, and Right Back In
Published 3/26/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... Funny breakdown of Jemele Hill’s take on the LeBron cover. (Sports Hernia) John McCain is against the bailout and he’s gong to be tough on illegals? You factor in his cute daughter and this messed up joke about Chelsea (see No. 7), and we may have to consider giving him our vote. (NYT) Did you know James Dolan was in the mix to buy Newsday? (Stop Mike Lupica) Gary Thorne should probably stick to hockey. (Awful Announcing) Was the LA Times tricked by a liar in its Tupac story last week? (Smoking ...

Hot Clicks: Help us beat Tiger Woods
Published 3/27/2008 at SI.com - Extra Mustard
... Via AwfulAnnouncing.com, which doesn't seem to miss a thing, is this clip of ESPN's Gary Thorne implying THREE DIFFERENT TIMES that Jose Canseco is on the New York Yankees. ...

‘Kudos & Wet Willies’, season-opening edition
Published 3/31/2008 by Ed Valentine at Bugs & Cranks
... Gary Thorne. Can someone please get this clueless buffoon off television? Or, at least tell him to do the game and never, ever again give his opinion about anything? Kudos again to Awful Announcing. Thorne ...

This Week's Links (3/31-4/4)
Published 4/4/2008 by Vegas Watch at Vegas Watch
Forgot about this one last week. Gary Thorne actually thinks Jose Canseco is the Yankees' first baseman. He manages to make Steve Phillips look competent in this clip. ...