Fantabulous. George Brett talks for three straight minutes about crapping himself at the Bellagio and then concludes with, "Who are the pitchers in this game?"

TheBigLead finds video of George Brett telling his teammates a story about dumping in his pants while walking through the Bellagio lobby. I couldn’t stop laughing. The detail of the story is tremendous.

Royals legend and Hall of Famer George Brett wants you to know about that time he shat himself in the lobby of the Bellagio. This is not hyperbole: this is the greatest thing any baseball player living or dead has ever said. You just don’t hear Derek Jeter talking about liquid ...