holytaco.com - 5/29/2008
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Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away. The female monkey didn’t flip out, she just calmly wiped it off her face, smelled it, then walked over [...]
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