Georges Laraque Will Murder A Little Jewish Kid

Sean's Ramblings found this 7/2/2008 on psamp.blogspot.com [flag]

With the NHL free agency period underway, I'll update you in case something dramatic and life-changing happens to our Penguins. Until then, let's laugh at the thought of Georges Laraque striking fear in the hearts of young Jewish boys.Some dude from The Edmonton Journal recaps an eventful bar mitzvah: Adam Kotlowitz attracted a number of celebrities to his Bar Mitzvah, including NHL hockey [link]

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Play a Doctor on the Internet
Published 7/2/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (Sean) at Sean's Ramblings
... (via Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies). Of course, Laraque would have only been 12 at my Bar Mitzvah, so that may not have been as cool. ...

Georges Laraque: No to Nashville, but available for Bar Mitzvahs
Published 7/3/2008 by Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy
... be a personal outrage to see him" in a Calgary Flames uniform. And then he ran away out of fear that it was clobberin' time. Mazal Tov. If MTV ever gets around to doing "My Super Sweet Bat Mitzvah," Laraque would be an awesome musical guest if the spoiled rich girl's daddy can't get Chingy or Sean Kingston to perform. The man can flat out tear it up on "Ice, Ice Baby": H/T to Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies for BGL Bar Mitzvah fun.

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Posted 7/3/2008 on RumorMeThis

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Posted 7/3/2008 on Habs Inside/Out

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Laraque heads home

Posted 7/3/2008 on IllegalCurve.com

From TSN: Georges Laraque is heading home. The native of Montreal, Quebec has signed a three-year contract with the Canadiens, reportedly worth $4.5 million. The deal includes a partial no-trade clause. Here is the entire article. Good signing here by the Habs. The team needs some size, especially up front and the hulking Laraque will slip right into solid fourth line duty. ...

Laraque's second tour of duty with Montreal

Posted 7/3/2008 on Habs Inside/Out

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Posted 7/3/2008 on Four Habs Fans

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Posted 7/3/2008 on Habs Inside/Out

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Posted 7/3/2008 on Inside the Kings

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Posted 7/3/2008 on Spector's Blog

The Montreal Canadiens have signed an impact forward, albeit one who provides a different kind of impact, inking noted enforcer Georges Laraque to a three-year contract believed worth $1.5 million per season, a modest raise over the $1.3 million per season he earned last season. Laraque, a native of Montreal, has spent most of his career with the Edmonton Oilers and after spending the last ...

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Posted 7/3/2008 on KK Hockey

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Posted 7/3/2008 on IllegalCurve.com

From John Glennon of the Tennessean: Predators General Manager David Poile said on Wednesday the team made an offer to Georges Laraque, but that the player's agent, Steve Kotlowitz, told Nashville that Laraque was looking to sign elsewhere. "We certainly talked to him, but his agent seems to feel he'd be a better fit somewhere else,'' Poile said. Read the entire article here . The ...

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Posted 7/3/2008 on KK Hockey

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Posted 7/2/2008 on Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Huet to Chicago

Posted 7/1/2008 on Habs Inside/Out

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NEWS AND NOTES

Posted 6/30/2008 on Mondesishouse.com

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Laraque signs three-year, $4.5M deal with Habs

Published 7/3/2008 on ESPN.com - NHL

Georges Laraque signed a three-year, $4.5-million contract with the Canadiens.

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Published 7/3/2008 on Yahoo! Sports - NHL News

Forward Georges Laraque signed a three-year, $4.5-million contract with the Montreal Canadiens on Thursday. The 31-year-old Laraque spent last season with the Eastern Conference champion Pittsburgh Penguins. The 6-foot-3, 243-pound Laraque had four ...