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Ministry Helps ‘Hawks Rock On w/New Team Song
Published 3/7/2008 by Tuffy at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... home games on local TV. Bob Pulford has been promoted to Vice President of Don’t Touch That Over There. Budgets have finally been allocated to such minor needs as player salaries and team marketing. Rocky Wirtz has even dialed back the amount of organ music in the United Center in favor of music created some time after Chuck Berry’s arrival on the scene. Therefore, it’s only slightly less surprising to hear that Al Jourgensen , the leader of the industrial metal gods Ministry, wrote a little ditty about the ‘Hawks and ...

Ministry Is Now Writing NHL Fan Songs [What Happened, Ministry?]
Published 3/7/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
Anyone who had that collegiate/postcollegiate fervor of metal-sledged revolution will remember the anarchic thrust of the band Ministry. Every time we listened to that band, we were convinced the world was collapsing all around us and only our youthful vigor could save it. Then the song would end and we'd go back to playing Sega. Anyway, what's Ministry doing now? Writing songs about the Chicago Blackhawks. Sample lyrics: When you're a Blackhawk, you skate with pride So many legends have played for our side Mikita, Hull, Esposito, ...

Blog Patrol: Pissing Off New Englanders Is The New Hotness
Published 3/7/2008 at FanIQ Blog
New Englanders are all Atholes according to Comcast Sports. [Red Sox Monster] Shaq is so dominant he can kill two teams in one season. [Juiced Sports Blog] The NHL is back on ESPN! Um, sort of. [Going Five Hole] Ministry is now writing songs for NHL teams. Wow. [Melt Your Face Off] The greatest sports mask in the history of the world. [Deuce of Davenport] The Dalai Lama is a Beijing Olympics hater. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] Fat athletes we all love. [The Legend Of Cecilio ...