Getting Your Balls Snipped?

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Gearing up for March Madness? Do we have a deal for you...! A radio ad for the Oregon Urology Institute suggests: "When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen. Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city." [link]

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The March 10 Hot Link Orgy
Published 3/10/2008 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
... Spam Primavera. Someone must stop this Google menace. [Tasty Booze] –Shaquille O’Neal’s wide ass almost killed some folks. [On205th] –Adrian Grenier has totally turned the tables on the paparazzi by TAKING PICTURES OF THEM!! HO HO WHAT A CLOWN! [Celebslam] –Kim Kardashian is a little chubby. [Best Celeb Gossip] –How can you make a link between March Madness and a vasectomy? Find out! [Hugging Harold Reynolds] ...

Blog Roundup
Published 3/10/2008 by World of Isaac at The World of Isaac
... UCLA wins with some home cookin {On 205th} Jason Maxiell throws down a thunder dunk {Awful Announcing} A timely promotion for March Madness {Hugging Harold Reynolds} Interesting way to honor the Suns-Spurs huh? {Epic Carnival}

BECAUSE FEWER FANS SHOULD REPRODUCE
Published 3/10/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
... down," [Institute Administrator Terry] FitzPatrick said. Of course, this only works for guys.  If you're a chick, the recommended technique for getting out of work is using the word "menstrual" or "gynecologist" in a sentence, and bingo!  You've got the next two days off.  Because your boss just wants to look at and touch your vagina after the two martinis he had for lunch, he doesn't want weekly status reports. [Hugging Harold Reynolds

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Last updated March 9, 2008 1:54 a.m. PT Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops THE ASSOCIATED PRESS SPRINGFIELD, Ore. -- For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: ...
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