Let me just say that my ego's taken a beating now that I'm back in school. Sadly, I've come to the realization that I'm not the writer I thought I was. In commemoration of said realization - here's some more mediocre writing for the masses. *So by now, you may have seen the new 08-09 US Men's National Team jerseys. My first impression: unbelievably bland. They resemble about half of the ...

Someone somewhere once said something to effect of “Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it.” So, as the New England Patriots and New York Giants prepare to face off in Super Bowl XXLII, what can the two teams learn from their past experiences? That it’s a good idea to have an all-timer of a defensive unit, a clutch field goal kicker, and/or a highly accurate quarterback ...

No, Tom Brady did not propose to Gisele Bundchen . But he also didn’t escape Super Bowl XXLII Media Day without a marriage proposal . . . from a reporter. Ines Gomez-Mont not only invited the New England Patriots ‘ QB to be her lawfully wedded husband, she also did so—wait for it—no really, wait for it— in a wedding dress . We just checked our watch, and Ms. ...