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Gilbert Arenas Plays Murder, Marry, F---
Plus, chocolate is for chicks, the invention of the Cool Wave, and the necessity for, well...just check it out.
Gilbert Arenas Plays Murder, Marry, F---
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Gilbert Arenas Named #17 in SLAMonline Top 50
Gilbertology — ... I was the original Black President. And his idea for a future product: It’s called the Cool Aid. It’s like the microwave, but the Cool Aid. So for instance you can put a warm soda in the machine and boom, it’s cold. Most people, “Oh no, you call that the freezer”, but nah, the freezer takes two minutes. Just like you’ve got the oven and the microwave, you’ve got the freezer and the Cool Aid. Check out the whole interview at SLAM Online.

Gilbert Arenas Discusses Sarah Palin and Joe Biden
D.C. Sports Bog — ... : costly injuries, pop-culture infiltration, pure goofballery and searing honesty. But I forgot one key item: cover-your-eyes LOL craziness coming from the leader of the circus. And, even using the standards of Gilbert's Crazy Meter, this next one was pretty much an 11. SLAM Online posted a lengthy Q ...

F, Marry, Kill, Starring Gilbert Arenas
The Big Lead — ... Why we have his jersey: Gilbert Arenas played the always fun F, Marry, Kill game with three women in the political spectrum. He said he’d marry Michelle Obama, and the other two are options are Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. Guesses? (Slam Online) ...

Line by Line
freedarko.com — ... , back for the regular season, long as hell. And while you're over at SLAM, check out Myles Brown's completely insane Arenas interview . Like really, really completely insane—make sure to read all the way to the end. -Expect a new ...

SLAMonline Top 50
We're Off To See The Willards — ... their top 50 current NBA players. The Gilbert article contains an interview. SLAM: Murder, Marry and F*ck. I give you three people and you have to pick one for each. Gil: Oh, I’ve seen that on 30 Rock. Okay. I'm just happy Gilbert watches 30 Rock, but if you are intrigued by the question, he gets asked(Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, Star Jones) and (Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama). Read the article for more. #17 Gilbert Arenas #24 Caron Butler #29 Antawn JamisonSee ...

Gilbert Arenas On Palin, Obama, Halo, And His Invention
RealClearSports - Blog — ... . And the Wiz are still in the Eastern Conference, which with the defending Celtics, an Elton Brand-led Sixers, the Raptors, who added Jermaine O'Neal, and that LeBron guy, is quickly becoming a rather talented and deep division. Needless to say, it's tough times for Wizards fans. Fortunately, they still have Gil, and his weird, weird interviews. This latest Agent Zero sit-down, published as part of SLAMonline's Top 50 players, via the unrivaled ...

NBA Essentials: Those Who Can't Do, Blog
FanHouse — ... via FD. Bill Simmons puts together a great Elgin Baylor column. 3. Rumors and Rants, via BDL. David West vs. a heckler at an Obama rally. 4. Nothing But Net. Our first "I should have stayed retired" joke from Larry Brown is in the books. 5. True Hoop. Abbott wonders, "If there were another Tim Donaghy, would the NBA catch him?" Terrific analys 6. SLAM. That epic Gilbert Arenas interview you've heard about. ...

Thursday Bullets
ESPN.com - TrueHoop — ... Gilbert Arenas talking to SLAM's Myles Brown: "I've got an invention. I'll let your hear it, but if you make money you've gotta hit me off. SLAM: I got you. It's called the Cool Aid (note: I couldn't tell if he said Cool Aid or Cool Wave. Either way, copyright pending...) It's like the microwave, but the Cool Aid. So for instance you can put a warm soda in the machine and boom, it's cold. Most people, "Oh no, you call that the freezer, but nah, the freezer takes two minutes. Just like you've got the oven and the microwave, you've got the ...

The 10-man rotation, starring the best 1-2-3 NBA Draft picks
Ball Don't Lie — A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out. C: NBA.com. Inspired by Ryan Jones, Dave McMenamin ranks his NBA Draft "Top Three Picks." PF: SLAM Online. The longest, craziest Gilbert Arenas interview yet. This one is insane, folks. SF: dustinOcanalin. Yesterday, Vince wanted to forget "The ...

Get your picks in, ect.
Tremendous Upside Potential — ... *** Via Ziller at Fanhouse comes this awesome Gil Arenas interview with Slam. Highlights include: Gil: I’ve got an invention. I’ll let your hear it, but if you make money you’ve gotta hit me off. SLAM: I got you. Gil: It’s called the Cool Aid (note: I couldn’t tell if he said Cool Aid or Cool Wave. Either way, copyright pending…) It’s like the microwave, but the Cool Aid. So for instance you can put a warm soda in the machine and boom, it’s cold. Most people, “Oh no, you call that the ...

Gilbert Arenas on Antawn Jamison
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog — ... never argued on the floor, you got something there." If Arenas can ultimately learn how to conduct himself as a professional from a classy vet such as Antawn Jamison (and there are plenty of signs that AJ is already rubbing off on Gil), then I've got more hope for him than ever before.....and perhaps he's got more maturity than I've previously given him credit for. On Another Note..... Gil had another one of his 'Agent Wacky Pants' interviews with Slam Magazine, where he was ranked #17 in their top 50. I've ...

Agent Zero better than MJ. . . sort of
The Globe and Mail - From Deep — ... stuff you might tell your best friend when you're a bit drunk. And as is usually the case, I think, by being more open and honest he doesn't stand out or look silly or give himself cause for embarrassment – the reason most of us remain governed by that common sense gene – he actually gives people a reason to go: “I can relate” – even if the details aren't really all that similar. It's the honesty that makes it work. It's a must-read . And as if that wasn't enough. He joins Slam for a Q-and-A and is even more awesome, if that's possible. Among other things he says – he'd marry ...

Weekend Links
Sean's Ramblings — ... I’m always amazed by Gilbert Arenas. He is a fascinating and likable individual who isn’t afraid to say what he thinks. He may need a filter once in a while like in this interview with Slam. ...

Rockets vs. Celtics, etc.
ROCKETS ADDICTS — ... away from Pierce and body-checking Ray Allen out of bounds. Brent Barry, in the games he played earlier, looks to be as competitive as anyone out there. Any concerns of a lackadaisical, post-championship-run veteran set out to pasture in Houston have come and gone. The Rockets look like they've all bought in. They're all ready to go out there and put together some Ws. And Shane hasn't played a minute yet! -- Thanks to FreeDarko for linking to this SLAMonline Gilbert Arenas interview. "SLAM: What ...

Outlet Pass (10/13/08)
Upside and Motor — ... Gilbert's interview with SLAM that hit the net last week is absolutely ridiculous. Nuts. Batso. And it reminded me of something that Truth About It also mentioned: Gil and Jamison have a pretty strong ...

Monday Notes: Pistons top Bucks, Hollinger projections, Skiles' drive
Brew Hoop — Let's be clear: Everyone wins in the MACC Fund Game regardless of the result. That said, the Bucks depart to China still lacking an on-court victory in the preseason after falling to the Pistons 111-99 on Saturday. The preseason continued to reflect the past half-decade for these two franchises, as the perennial Central Division champs improved to 4-0 while the Bucks dropped to 0-4. And while preseason records don't really matter, this game featured Milwaukee at its closest to full strength yet. The starting lineup-- Luke Ridnour, Michael Redd, Richard Jefferson, Charlie Villanueva, and Andrew Bogut-- is the projected opening night ...

Tuesday Links
Gilbertology — ... they’re not knowledgeable about basketball. You don’t tell LeBron “Get to the hole and make finger rolls.” You don’t say, “Shaq, when you get into the lane, do a fadeaway hook.” I’m a great scorer. I’ve been a great scorer my whole career. I could average 10 assists no problem, but no coach has asked me to do that. It’s like, you have to let Jordan be Jordan; he can’t be anything else. - Speaking of interviews, Myles Brown, who conducted that memorable interview with Gilbert last week, talked with Ryne Nelson ...

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