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Gilbert Is F'ing Back!:  A First Hand Account
Gilbert Is F'ing Back!: A First Hand Account
There are very few things that make me happy in this world, and if you break it out I'm sure 9 out of 10 of them involve Sports. If you haven't caught on by this point I always capitalize the word Sports on this site. Do you know why? Sports has given me more joy in my life than any other thing. Sure the Love of your family is a great thing, but tell me the last time you jumped out of your ...
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Game 9: Welcome Back
Gilbertology — Stat Line: 17 points (5-9 from the field, 2-3 from 3 pt. land), 1 rebound, 2 assists, 0 steals, 4 turnovers in 19:57. Shoes: Benihana Hibachi Edition. These are the shoes that he was originally going to wear against Detroit. Accounts from the Game: Ivan Carter Mike Jones Mike Wise TruthAboutIt’s Live Blog Awful Announcing After surprising just about everyone in the building by making his comeback last night, Gilbert ...

Abraham Linkin - 4/3/08
SportsTsar.com — ... Lincoln. It is said Lincoln is a great man. Tales of his exploits have spread from St. Petersburg to Vladivostok. President Lincoln, the Tsarist Empire hereby salutes you with this batch of noteworthy sports links: (Phew… all that to set up my new link post title) Even the Kansas City Royals are surprised at their own winning ways (The Sports Hernia) With apologies to my girlfriend, sports came first and I agree - they may be better than sex (AwfulAnnouncing) DeShawn Stevenson had an ...

Wizards React Quotes: Get Bucked, But Don't Sleep in the Heat
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog — ... >> "Sure the craptastic Bucks won the game on a buzzer beater, and sure Gilbert might have looked a bit slow at times, but I could care less. I was courtside for the best comeback involving DC Sports since.....well ever." [Awful Announcing] ...

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