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With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop: SOME STUFF HAPPENED
ESPN.com - TrueHoop: The Worst Physical Pain Gilbert Arenas Has Ever Experienced
SLAM Online: Gilbert Arenas: Where TOO MUCH Info Happens
Gilbertology: Gilbert Talks to SLAM, Men’s Journal, and the Washington Times
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fastbreakblog More information than necessary. How about he conentrate on getting Wiz past first round of the playoffs?
SOME STUFF HAPPENED
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
... Sports] Shitty HS Player Is A Big Fat Liar: Nevada kid who was allegedly conned by would-be recruiter admits he made everything up. Cal's Shakespeare troupe, however, is now very interested. [SI.com] Spagnuolo Out Of Running: Giants D-coor staying put. Mottram brothers to alternate stakeout shifts at FedEx Field. [Mr. Irrelevant] Gilbert Arenas: He's careful around the post. [DC Sports Bog] Oh, And She Has Nice Abs. ...
The Worst Physical Pain Gilbert Arenas Has Ever Experienced
ESPN.com - TrueHoop —
A rusty razor, a sensitive area, and immoderate use of topical pharmaceuticals. Not for everyone. After you read that story, read it again and consider: The role of teammates. Close though you may be, is there never a time to say "that's none of your business?" Somebody should start a fund, and we can all chip in, to make sure that NBA players can afford new razors.
Gilbert Arenas: Where TOO MUCH Info Happens
SLAM Online —
... I read the latest crazy story about Gilberto Gil a few minutes ago. I will link to it shortly. But before I do, just know that it made me laugh, cry, and reach for my “man area” all at once. You’ve been warned. Here you go: ...
Gilbert Talks to SLAM, Men’s Journal, and the Washington Times
Gilbertology —
... The DC Sports Bog has some highlights from his interview with Men’s Journal that just have to be read. I’d give you a snippet, but I don’t want to ruin it for you. Once you read it you’ll probably understand why he licked his teammates’ donuts. ...
Gilbert Arenas Shaves 'Down There'
FanHouse —
... I have no idea how this question even came up, or why Gilbert felt he had to give us this horrifying imagery in his answer. Let's just change the subject, okay?
In lighter Gilbert news from the interview, he tells us that his favorite beverage consists of mixing a Corona and a Shirley Temple 50-50 in a separate glass. Of course it is. I will now go down about 12 of those to try to make me forget about that first question.
[Thanks to Agent Steinz at the Bog. I think.] Permalink | Email ...
No Your Links: 2/7/08
Bullets Forever —
... services would be appreciated. When that Philly fan shouted "Jamison you're next!" did he mean the next free agent signing by Philly? If I told you that Roger Mason (New diary!) had as many dunks this year as 2004 Slam Dunk Champion Fred Jones, would you believe me? Probably not, but you'd be wrong. (Scroll down, waaaaay down) With his clutch heroics, some have said that Arenas has balls of steel. They come with a price. Eddie wants to see more energy out of Andray coming off the ...
Arenas Learns A Painful Lesson In Bodily Hygiene
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
... One of the great things about Gilbert Arenas is that he’s one NBA star not afraid to speak from his heart - or about his loins. ...
Friday’s Lay-up Drill
Detroit Bad Boys —
... “The greatest thing about it is they put Kobe in the three-point contest and he can’t shoot better than me. He never could beat me in a shoot-out, ever, so this is my opportunity to let him know he can’t shoot better than me.”
Trouble is, Kobe is thinking about skipping the All-Star Game and Tramp Ball Contest weekend due to a pinkie injury. Yes, a pinkie injury.
Gilbert Arenas on the dangers of shaving, um, down there.
PistonsNation caught up with former Piston Will ...
Gilbert Arenas Knows Real Pain
Larry Brown Sports —
... Once again, for I dunno, the hundred millionth time, Gil proves to us why he is the greatest athlete on Earth. From the watchful eye of Agent Steinz, past whom nothing escapes, including the wrath of Gilbert’s razor, comes this anecdote. Here’s Gilbert on the worst pain he’s felt, in an interview with Men’s Journal: ...
Morning Constitutional: Duke-UNC Slap Fight
The Sporting Blog —
I Can't Believe Greg Paulus Stayed on His Feet | LOL Jocks
An ugly, extremely physical, exchange between Tylor Hansbrough and Greg Paulus from Wednesday night that previously went unnoticed.
Gilbert's New Favorite Drink | DC Sports Bog
More information than you ever wanted to know about Agent Zero.
Costas Is Not Happy With HBO's Decision Makers | Awful Announcing
Little Bobby Costas resorts to name-calling when questioned about Inside the ...
Cheap Shots #104.
Signal to Noise —
... It’s not too surprising. [Arizona Republic, via the Fanhouse]
PETA Is Not Pleased: Yeesh. Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal were participating in cockfighting in the DR, and let’s say it’s getting some negative attention. You’ve likely seen it, but Deadspin managed to save the video before it was taken off YouTube. [Deadspin]
TMI, Agent Zero, TMI: A graphic description of grooming down there from Gilbert Arenas. [DC Sports Bog]
From Confusion to Scam to Lie: The story of Kevin Hart is a very ...
The 10-man rotation, starring Gilbert Arenas' shaving woes
Ball Don't Lie —
A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out. C: D.C. Sports Bog. This is easily the most disturbing thing Arenas has ever said. PF: NBA.com. Haier are your Shooting Stars teams. (Puns for the good!) SF: Knicks Defense. You don't see this every day: a very rare "Keep Isiah!" sign. SG: Hardwood ...
Whats Happening
SportSayers.com —
... especially when it comes to Kwame Brown. Well, apparently Phil feels they will miss Kwame’s presence. Who else can they make fun of?
Apparently Le Basketbawl got the first insider’s glimpse of Shaq’s new Suns jersey.
Read the guide on “How to Sneak into the Giants Victory Parade without Really Trying.” An amazing great journey, with tons of awesome pictures.
Gilbert will basically tell you anything you ask him. Sometimes a little too much information.
Early we posted the actual Reebok ...
Don’t Mess With The Landlord
Gilbertology —
... probably wishes the three-time all-star had stayed home.
At some point before Friday’s game, Arenas cut the left arm off of the shirt Young wore to the arena. The prank was a form of payback for some perceived misstep by the rookie.
“Man, that was my favorite shirt too,” said Young. “I loved that shirt.”
Some of you might be thinking “Well that’s pretty mean!” but consider that it could’ve been much, much worse.
WIZZNUTZZ — ... winter sun faster than a gyros poster in a deli window. Like Yeats wrote on his fanhouse Slouching Towards Bethlehem Shoals blog : Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; So tru. Whats to say really. there is no need for wizznutzz anywayz now that we are all being replaced by cold science of CALVIN BOOTH WIDGETS NBA in the 21st century is run by robots controlled by Mitch Kupchaks blackberry!!!! The only hope we all have is AGENT ZERO and the Jolly Swagman doesnt let us down, dropping some jaw dropitty droppers in the latest issues of Mens Journal magazine ...
Rundown on the Washington Wizards
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog —
... a morale victory before, I suppose tonight will be the first. Essentially, the young Wizards must learn and show growth in a game like this. Because of the aforementioned reasons, they cannot afford to relax for one second. They can't incur cerebral breakdowns. They must be mentally tough. ---- In Other News Why is Andray Blatche sad these days? Mac G's Word has the answer. Gilbert Arenas has created a new beverage called an Agent Zero. It's half Corona, half ...
Gilbert Weighs In On Trades, All-Star Game
Gilbertology —
... that when I come back, it would be easier for the team if I come back as a reserve. I know a lot of superstars out there would want to just be out there and be the man and would mess up the team just to get back in the lineup, but no, it’s about more than that. It’s going to be winning time. Eventually I’m going to ease back into being a starter – three games, four games, who knows – but I’m going to start off on the bench.
He also talks about the Super Bowl and his experience with a rusty razor, but don’t take my word for it, check it out for ...
Torn Buttock Artery Sidelines Flyers' Braydon Coburn
(Obsolete Feed) —
... He doesn't know how it happened, and I can't blame him. Even if I knew, I wouldn't reveal it. A torn buttock artery? That has to be like hemorrhoids to the max. About the only thing worse than that is a Gilbert Sunshine Special. ...
Kleinigkeiten, KW 6
NBA-Blog —
... said this before, the very fact that Isiah hasn't made any moves this season suggests he either is gun-shy or doesn't have the permission of the owner to make any more salary-adding deals.” - Erleben wir nach dem ASW die große Rückkehr des J. J. Redick? Glaubt man Berichten von Trainingseinheiten des ehemaligen Collegestars, dann ja. - Gilbert Arenas hat komische Details aus seiner Rookiesaison verraten: “When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me ...
Boff-o
freedarko.com —
... contains multitudes, including some discussion of the recent trades, more on his chemical burned nutsack , and how he got the nickname Puff the Magic Dragon for reasons unrelated to smoking herb. But, the real insights come when he muses on the nature of stardom. Most people have focused on the Calderon diss and Gil’s continued obsession with his past All-Star snubs, but over here at FreeDarko, our ears perked up when he started talking about sports stardom from a fan’s perspective, in particular the line: "I’m not a Patriots fan, I’m a Randy Moss fan. I’m a player fan." ...
Quick thoughts on Kidd
The Globe and Mail - From Deep —
... “strive,” “exhort,” “diligence,” “social subdivision,” or “a death penalty placed on an entire family (as in wiping them all out),” grabbed 17 rebounds every game he played. Kyle Korver, bringer to the Utah Jazz of the little thing J.E. Skeets likes to call “spacing,” brought three-pointers to us. Carlos Boozer, who has, lamentably, pulled a Gilbert Arenas on his once-trademark ...
Gilbert Arenas - From Hero To Zero?
The Basketball Jones —
Gilbert Arenas was once everyone’s everyman. He was the people’s person: saying whatever was going on in his brain, but saying it from the heart. He’s part whacked, part amazing - but it may be the wacko half that is taking over.
In the last week Gil has called Jose Calderon Kevin Ollie, revealed he used a rusty razor on his hibachi, and he’s killed many buzzes with his drink of choice.
Is Gil’s funny man routine on the decline? Or, is he just going nutty ’cause he’s sitting at home ...
Perception is Everything, or Something Like That
Gilbertology —
... Just a little over month after his last story involving hair came out, Gilbert has a new story. Thankfully, this one is a lot less painful than the other one: ...
Gilbert Arenas Quote Trinkets
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog —
... in my cool whip insides jello; Hop up out that pretty muthaf*cka like hello. Next time Gil's in a pickle, he needs to keep this track handy....he'll thank me. ----------------- Item #2 - Pubic Service Announcement (and yes, the 'L' has been intentionally omitted) Gilbert Arenas to Men's Journal [February 2008] (via DC Sports Bog) "When I was new in the NBA ...
Sharks and Waterfalls and Mountains. Oh My!
Gilbertology —
... out about the new digs:
Oh, did I mention that Chris Knoche was on ESPN980’s Sports Reporters on Wednesday, and he said that he heard from a kid on the work crew that Gilbert’s putting three bull sharks in a massive aquarium that’s part of his new million-dollar outdoor pool complex.
Yowza! That makes working out pitbulls on a treadmill downright normal in comparison.
Now, put that report together with this info that Gilbert provided some months ago on the pool:
I’m building it ...
WIZZNUTZZ — ... [image] First thing we thought when we saw JaVale McGee play was.... "Tracy Morgan has AIDs?!???" The second thing we thought was "Wow this kid is RAW!!!!" I mean we know Ernie likes em raw. Ernie aint building a bench, Ernies building a Sushi bar. But the Vale? The Kids raw!!!! How raw?? The Vale so raw he only picked up a basketball for first time 2 years ago when he was 5 foot 4 and the University of Nevada told he they didnt have a Quidditch program!!! Hes more rookie raw than Gilbert's Mons Pubis !!! He's so raw he got 'Goodnight Moon' tattooed on his back!!! Hes so ...
Rule #51: Never rely on your teammates for advice on hygiene. Also, never use your girlfriend's old razor under any circumstances.
Bullets Forever —
Rule #51: Never rely on your teammates for advice on hygiene. Also, never use your girlfriend's old razor under any circumstances. ...
