GREATEST GILBERT ARENAS BLOG POST EVER

• Jason

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  They ran out of CO2 pretty quick because my team had most of it ...
  

   

  He cheats will do whatever it takes to gain a competitive edge in real life Halo, too!  Perfect.

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• TheHype

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  Dude, I just want to hug Gil after that story.

  Posted 10/22/2007 [reply] [flag]

• kgoon1590

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  after reading that story, i kinda just want to learn how to do maintenance at his house. who knows what those guys get to do?

  Posted 10/22/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • chone

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    I bet they come over when Gil's on strike with his girlfriend.

    Posted 10/22/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Bonjour: La Linkés And Me Mad, Yes, Anger!
Published 10/22/2007 by TheHype at NBA Basketball and Other Unrelatedness
... used gags for this blog from other places over the net , but at least I did come clean about it and I doubt anyone would think it s serious and not satire (you know, using it to make a new statement, not just copying the same thing) Grrr. You re on Notice LA Times. Check out Shoals metaphorical dagger in the face of the Times over at FanHouse in this matter , big ups! Your html hyperlinks gals and gents: Last couple of paragraphs in Gilbert Arenas latest made me smile . (NBA.com blog) Clutch 3 rounded things with a ...

Gilbert Arenas is at war
Published 10/22/2007 by The Cavalier at YAYsports! NBA
... Instead of mourning the Indians loss in Game 7 of the ALCS***, we’re going to move back to the NBA and something more fun, ie Gilbert’s latest blog entry. ...

Gilbert Stole Nick Young's Car
Published 10/22/2007 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
... to D.C., instructed someone to then steal Nick's car, and threatened to paint it pink and cover it with the words "I Love D-Mac." Then the rookies, foolishly, say that they will get back at Gilbert for his antics. Let it rest, guys. You don't want to go down that road with a man who's been known to throw full gatorade bottles out the window at teammates driving on Interstates. Or who captures Andray Blatche's oversized friend and shoots him repeatedly with paintballs. Seriously, read Gil's latest blog post about his war with the rookies. It's particularly excellent. By Dan ...

Gilbert has Wet Feet, Paintball Guns
Published 10/22/2007 by JakeTheSnake at Gilbertology
Gil updated his blog today and as always it’s full of great stuff. He talks about his struggles so far this preseason: In six months the hibachi grill hasn’t been heated up. It takes a while for the grill to get back cooking again. It’s like riding a bike. Once you start riding again, it’s all good, but right now I’m rusty. I’m trying to get the rust off my bike chain. Apparently Gilbert has a fear of getting his feet dirty: I missed the game in Philly because of my ...

The Wizards Are Funny, Crazy (Especially Gilbert)
Published 10/22/2007 by Marcel Mutoni at SLAM Online
... Breaking and entering into a teammate’s home; flattening tires; stealing toasters; epic paintball wars. Yup, just another day in the blogging life of Gilbert Arenas. ...

Gilbert Stuff
Published 10/22/2007 at Fan Voice: Recent Topics in The Court Reporters: The NBA.com Blog
Agent Zero always gives us something to talk about. Ned Dishman/NBAE/Getty Images It's official, Gilbert Arenas gives more material to bloggers than George W. Bush gives to late night talk show hosts. On Saturday he updated his blog and dropped this little gem: Then I missed the game in Philly because of my toe. It's a phobia I have. It's one of the phobias that gives me the Gilbertology or whatever you want to call it. When I was little, whenever I got out of the shower I never wanted to touch the floor because once you touch the floor your feet are dirty again. So in the ...

Published 10/22/2007 by WizzNutzz at WIZZNUTZZ
Monday, October 22, 2007 We didnt think this weekend could get any better after we read about Gilbert rounding up the repairman like he wuz Elliot Ness and violently and thoroughly suppressing the rookie insurrection of Nic n' Nick n' ...

Gil, Come to the Clippers, Part II
Published 10/23/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
... with the Wizards. Now, it’s allowed him to explain another report about where he’d like to play. And I’m pleased to say that coming to LA is high on Gilbert’s list: ...

Viewing the Blogosphere
Published 10/23/2007 by ETVal at Valentine's Views
... We haven't checked in with our favorite athlete blogger, Gilbert Arenas, in a while. But with the NBA season closing in, let's do that. Agent Zero has the story of a little paintball shootout with a precocious rookie. ...

Link Dump!
Published 10/23/2007 by McD at Rumors and Rants
... this is what you do when the camera rolls? Well played, sirs. I tip my cap - Mr. IrrelevantRaider fan. Is there a better reason to disband the Oakland NFL franchise? - The Big PictureI think Boston Fan would respect Rudy Giuliani more if he said he was rooting against the Red Sox. I know I would - Fox NewsDo not steal Agent Zero's toaster. This blog lives up to it's name on Ballhype: The Greatest Gilbert Arenas Blog Post Ever - NBA.comFinally, I was shown this video over the weekend, and even if it's old, it's ...

GILBERT ARENAS BREAKS DOWN HIBACHI
Published 10/24/2007 by HG at YOU BEEN BLINDED
... ever.. I dare you to name one greater. But is it hibachi or is it Gil? I mean, his swagger is so severe that he could probably yell “lawnchair” or “air freshener” and everybody would think that was the hottest ish ever… And I gotta say, EA Sports putting Gilbert Arenas on the cover of NBA Live 2008 was a genius decision. He’s loved by the video game companies’ target audience, and he’s not afraid to express himself… On the court, in print, in commercials, anywhere somebody will listen, Agent ...

Agent Zero stays true to the Bay Area
Published 10/24/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
... Zero, once the only reason to watch the Dubs play, is ready to come back to town with a brand new shoe. The 756 shoe. That's right, as you may remember, Gilbert wasn't a big fan of Mark Ecko branding the ball. He wanted to buy it back from the fashion fool so the ball could go to Cooperstown untouched. Gilbert even offered $800,000 to get it back. But since Ecko appears not to be interested, Agent Zero is taking matters into his own hands.Here's what Gil plans to do, from his blog:Right now, since Marc Ecko hasn't replied about the ...

NBA Power Rankings and inevitable mockery of others
Published 10/26/2007 by Sirkickyass at Harpring Sucks
... #11. Gilbert Arenas: Not the Washington Wizards. Gilbert by himself. As he reveals, he's already taken to shooting the rookies with paintball guns as part of orientation. In my mind that makes him larger than the team. Also, this team had serious injury issues last year and still made the playoffs. I'm thinking they'll only be better this season. ...

Gilbert at Sony Style
Published 7/23/2008 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
... with him inside the store and so I'm headed out. So outside of the store I see two really tall men headed my way, and I knew it had to be Wizards players. So I walked up to them and I saw it was Nick Young and Dominic McGuire . I shook there hands and said hi. So they then start walking. So again I follow them. I see them going into Sony Style where Gilbert is. So I walk in and ask them to take a picture. Then after the picture, me, Gilbert, Nick and Dominic were talking about the paintball fight they had at Gil's house. Nick showed some of his bruises from the paintball ...