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theonion.com - 6/16/2009

Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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youtube.com - 6/17/2009

Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg (video)

— youtube.com — After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson's trainers said there was no reason to keep... her alive. (more) Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg ...

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sportsrubbish.com - 6/17/2009

Is Shawn Johnson Dead? No, Just In The Onion

— sportsrubbish.com — By this point, 99% of the American population is aware of The Onion, the satirical newspaper/audio-visual conglomerate.... Every now and then though, there’s that other 1% that thinks it’s a legitimate news source. A recent video piece by The Onion said that gymnast Shawn ... (more) Is Shawn Johnson Dead? No, Just In The Onion

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backporch.fanhouse.com - 6/17/2009

'Shawn Johnson Dead' Video Doesn't Amuse Her Friends and Family

— backporch.fanhouse.com — by Michael David Smith The above video, courtesy of The Onion , is an obviously satirical news... report about gymnast Shawn Johnson , comparing her to a racehorse and saying that her parents decided to put her down after she suffered a knee ... (more) 'Shawn Johnson Dead' Video Doesn't Amuse Her Friends and ...

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SHAWN JOHNSON EUTHANIZED
The World of Isaac — Everytime I think I've seen everything from the Onion, they hit me with something spectacular like this.... Just awesome Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg ...

'Shawn Johnson Dead' Video Doesn't Amuse Her Friends and Family
FanHouse — by Michael David Smith Filed under: International Olympics, Gymnastics The above video, courtesy of The Onion, is an obviously satirical news report about gymnast Shawn Johnson, comparing her to a racehorse and saying that her parents decided to put her down after she suffered a knee injury. Just so we're clear, Shawn Johnson is not dead. 'Shawn Johnson Dead' Video Doesn't Amuse Her Friends and Family originally appeared on Back Porch FanHouse on Wed, 17 Jun ...

Attention Brilliant People of the World: Gymnast Shawn Johnson is Very Much Alive
The Sporting Blog — ... Though it was up there for a while, "Shawn Johnson Dead" has slipped out of Google's top 100 trends for the moment. (Though "Jamaican bobsled team" and "Stacy Keach" are in there, proving that not only are people bored, but they're esoterically bored.) Johnson's parents called the piece "rude" and "over the top," which they could have just said by saying it was a piece in The Onion. So please, two things in closing: first, silica gel is very dangerous. Do not eat it. That is what is says on the package, and they mean ...

‘Her Hind-Quarters Were So Strong’
Bootlegger Sports- Sports Humor Blog — ... God bless The Onion.  They get away with so much while the rest of us have to fear the backlash from the most innocent Mormon jokes.  Everyone with a sense of humor, which conspicuously leaves out Shawn Johnson’s friends and family, is laughing at this video today.  I actually would have thought Nastia Liukin would’ve been the subject of this video.  Why the long face, Nastia? ...