Hamels wins Iowa caucuses
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The Fantasy Sports Review posted 1/4/2008 from www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com [flag] |
DES MOINES, IA — In the sort of moment that epitomizes the wackiness of this Presidential campaign season, Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Cole Hamels has won the Iowa primary, running as an independent candidate on the “Southpaws for Change” platform.
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Hamels Wins Iowa Caucuses
Published 1/4/2008 by Enrico at The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae
“I don’t really care about illegal immigration, ethanol subsidies, or the war in Iraq,” said Martha Dinton, 49, of Ames. “Those issues are what everyone talks about, and they’re just not really my concern. What I do
care about is absolutely bitching the batters of the National League
East with a devastating changeup. So for me, Hamels was the natural
choice.” Not quite The Onion, but it's a slow news day.
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