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Haunted Floating Bat Stalks Manny In Return [Wake Up Deadspin!]
Haunted Floating Bat Stalks Manny In Return [Wake Up Deadspin!]
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com . Subject: Morning crap Well, that was a quick 50 games. Manny Ramirez returned from his summer vacation last night, going 0 for 3 with a walk in a 6-3 L.A. win over San Diego. None of his ...
Manny Returns Today
Manny Returns Today
mlbnotebook.com — Manny Ramirez will return to the Dodgers lineup today, fresh off his 50 game suspension. Not much to say here, but my fantasy team is sure glad he's back. (more) Manny Returns Today
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Manny Ramirez Attacked By Floating Bat
FanIQ BlogMy buddy Gourmet Spud over at Deadspin found this rather hilarious photo of Manny during his first game back where he went 0 for 3. He doesn't seem real happy with that bat. Or perhaps it's the bat who's not happy with Manny. Either way, give us your best caption below, most thumbs up wins. And yes, I expect - nay, demand - multiple steroid jokes. ...

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