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He Man Drag In The Glittering Ballpark : Keith Hernandez’ Stream Of Consciousness Takes A Turn For The Mod
He Man Drag In The Glittering Ballpark : Keith Hernandez’ Stream Of Consciousness Takes A Turn For The Mod
Midway thru the Mets’ 2-1 win over Pittsburgh last night, SNY’s Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez had the following exchange, provoked by the Jamie Moyer/Greg Maddux due l that was about to begin in San Diego. Gary : the Phillies have stayed on the west coast tonight where they have the octogenarian match-up…. Keith : ….quadrogenarian…. Gary : Is that a ...
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CStB: Keith Hernandez’ Stream Of Consciousness Takes A Turn For The Mod
BBTF's Baseball Primer NewsblogCStB: Keith Hernandez’ Stream Of Consciousness Takes A Turn For The Mod Piffle...The Mrs. Walker thread runs Circles around Keith’s mooning. Midway thru the Mets’ 2-1 win over Pittsburgh last night, SNY’s Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez had the following exchange, provoked by the Jamie Moyer/Greg Maddux duel that was about to begin in San Diego. Gary : the Phillies have stayed on the west coast tonight where they have the octogenarian match-up…. Keith : ….quadrogenarian…. Gary : Is that a word? Keith : Quadrophenia? Gary : Who? Keith : Yes.

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