Headlines and Goodbye to an old friend Evel Knievel

Dateline Dallas: Superman AKA Bret Farve was injured during the first half of the highly anticipated Cowboy Packers match up. He attempted to stop cornerback Nate Jones with a patented Dusty Rhodes elbow shot. Farve was crushed once again on the sideline when Coach Mike McCarthy reminded Bret that Wrastling was fake and Football was real. [link]