Help Wanted: Cleveland Indians Left-Fielder

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Help Wanted: Cleveland Indians Left Fielder
Published 4/21/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
[image] Hello there, baseball fan. Are you tired of working at your dead end 9-5 job? Are you looking for a new opportunity in your lifetime? Do you want to make more money? Well do we have a job for you! The Cleveland Indians of Major League Baseball are currently in need of a left-fielder. The job is currently filled by two useless sacks of life that couldn't manage to hit their way out of a paper bag... Continue reading at FanHouse

Perhaps We Can Make This A Contest?
Published 4/22/2008 by Scott at WaitingForNextYear
While we continue to deliberate what the Indians should do with their “situation” in left field, Tom Fornelli does his thing over at the FanHouse by bringing the Michaels/Dellucci issue to the forefront. Job Requirements Job Benefits While I’ll be the first to admit that Dellucci has started to turn things up a bit, and Michaels’ arm sure has helped make up for the lack of hitting, the fact of the matter is that left field should be one of the biggest run-producing spots in the lineup.  Frankly, we haven’t had anything along those lines in quite some time, so sending out the ...

Asshole Of The Week: Greg from Cleveland
Published 4/25/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
... " as well. I met this FanHouse commenter-whose name is Greg, and he's from Cleveland- earlier this week when I wrote a satirical post in which I pretended to be the Cleveland Indians putting out a want ad for a left fielder. I was inspired by ...