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everydayshouldbesaturday.com - 12/21/2007

HEY, A BIG CFL PLAYER’S CRAPPING ON YOUR HOUSE.

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HT: With Leather. Neighbor: Jeez, Ted. That’s quite a thing you got there. Ted: Thanks. Man, isn’t it awesome? It only cost four thousand dollars. It’s amazing what you can get these days. Neighbor: Oh, my. Ted: I know! My daughter’s teeth are totally fucked up. Like someone nailed a coral reef in her mouth. It’s wild in there. But when an opportunity ...

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  Amazing what they can do with blow up dolls these days.

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