FanIQ.com - 1/10/2008
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It's my intention to harass Josh Brown each day leading up to the Seahawks Saturday afternoon playoff game against the Packers. News of his plan for heated pants deserves as much . Phil Dawson, the field goal wizard that he is, didn't need any sissy pants during a cold, snowy day in Cleveland. You know what he did? Drilled a 46-yarder. Chances of Mrs. Brown getting a pedicure ...
Breaking: Seahawks Sign Katie Hnida To Replace Josh Brown
FanIQ.com 1/11/2008 — No, not really, but they should. Surely, you remember Ms. Hnida who was involved in the Gary Barnett scandal at Colorado, then transfered to New Mexico where she broke the gender barrier by getting onto the field. Green Bay would likely block her PAT's, but at least she wouldn't need heated panties. Good luck this weekend, Josh. You pansy.
NFL Divisional Playoffs: Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay Packers Live Thread —
FanIQ Blog
No heated pants need for these two leaders of men. The best weekend of the NFL season kicks off in the most appropriate locations: Lambeau Field.
Unfortunately, for poor Josh Brown it's a little cold in Wisconsin. That shouldn't stop Brett Favre and Matt Hasselbeck from heating up the passing game. Just stay away from the coin toss , Hass.
I think this is a more even matchup than is ...
Quick hits for your afternoon enjoyment —
Sports Scope
Here are questions ex-BALCO boss Victor Conte wants to ask trainer Brian McNamee. ... Seattle kicker Josh Brown will keep warm in Green Bay by wearing battery-powered, heated pants. ... Terry Bradshaw says he expects to retire when his Fox...
Hot Pants —
Uni Watch
Big news item yesterday, in case you missed it, is that Seahawks kicker Josh Brown marked himself as a big wuss and an even bigger idiot by announcing that he’ll be wearing heated pants for Saturday’s playoff game against the Packers in Green Bay, thereby dishonoring the spirit of the Ice Bowl, the 1982 AFC Championship Game, and Bud Grant’s “No heaters on the ...
Josh Brown will wear heated pants —
The NFL Guru
Seattle Seahawks kicker Josh Brown isn’t worried about the cold weather in Green Bay because he’s had his pants fitted with battery-powered heaters.
When asked where he heard of this idea Brown replied, “I use it when I go hunting. It’s common. It’s no big thing to use electric socks when you’re sitting there all day in the woods. People wear them when ...
How about a cup of hot cocoa too? —
Railbird Central
Can someone lend one of their heated ice shanties to the Seattle Seahawks on Saturday? Their kicker, Josh Brown, is going to need it. No joke, Brown is going to be wearing battery powered heaters in his pants in the divisional playoff game. The weather expected on Saturday in Green Bay is supposed be a high in the mid-20s, but it will feel like 75 degrees in Brown's pants. Brown told a ...
Josh Brown's Gettin' All Warm in the Pants —
FanHouse
Matt Hasselbeck wants the ball, and he's gonna score. If he doesn't, however (and assuming he doesn't hand Al Harris a pick-6 in the process), it's at least comforting to know that in crunch time this weekend Josh Brown will have warm legs. Brown is, I believe, the first player to wear heated pants as he tries to combat the cold in Lambeau Field. Brown says he has equipped his pants with ...
Josh Brown Will Wear Hot Pants in Green Bay —
Enjoy the Enjoyment
Uh-one! Uh-two! Uh-one-a-two-a-three-a-four! (cue funky guitar lick). Seahawks kicker Josh Brown may have been thinkin' about losin' that funky feelin', but he won't. No, he's gonna use what he's got to get just what he wants. Hey! Hot pants! Seahawks kicker Josh Brown says he'll wear heated warm-up pants in the freezing weather at Saturday's playoff game in Green Bay. Brown says he has ...
Green Bay Makes Josh Brown’s Pants Feel Funny —
SPORTSbyBROOKS
The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that Seattle Seahawks kicker Josh Brown will have a novel way to combat the cold in Green Bay during Saturday’s playoff game against the Packers.
Brown will wear “ heated warm-up pants ” that are installed with “ battery-powered heaters for the calves, thighs and hamstrings .”
Brown told KIRO Radio that “ no matter how ...