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Battle of California: Ladies and Gentleman, Sean Avery!
Puck Daddy: New contract from Dallas isn't all Sean Avery has in hand
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop: SEAN AVERY WILL MASTURBATE TO ANYTHING
Melt Your Face Off: Penthouse Forum’s Letter of the Month
Deadspin: Sean Avery Will Now Have To J.O. To Dallas Ladies [Sean Avery]
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linasmith00 I found this site called http://URAjerk.com maybe you can use it. It seems to help get me through the issues of dealing with some of the jerks I know. At least I can vent about these jerks, plus I get a kick out of sending them some cards.
Ladies and Gentleman, Sean Avery!
Battle of California —
Sean Avery is coming back to the division, signing a 4-year, $16 million dollar deal with the Dallas Stars. (Can a team have too many 3rd liners? I guess we'll find out.) Ladies of Dallas: prepare to get jerked off to. Full disclosure: Avery said the exact same thing to me once.
New contract from Dallas isn't all Sean Avery has in hand
Puck Daddy —
There are actually two major stories about Sean Avery today. The first involves his hobby, professional ice hockey, as Avery has agreed to a four-year, $15.5 million contract with the Dallas Stars. The now -ormer New York Rangers forward will earn $3.5 million next season and then $4 million per year, according to Mike Heika of the Dallas Morning News, who followed that bit with the word "wow." Earlier today, Heika broke down what it is Sean Avery will bring to the Dallas Stars besides fashion tips and the unmitigated scorn of opposing Western Conference goaltenders: After making a few calls, I think ...
SEAN AVERY WILL MASTURBATE TO ANYTHING
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
Much has been made of New York Rangers heel Sean Avery interning at Vogue this summer, but we haven't really gotten an insider's look at how the bruiser is surviving in the cutthroat fashion world. Freelancer Susan Kirschbaum (also responsible for the photo here) spoke to Avery at an art fundraiser Monday night, where he raved about his coming trip to Paris with his bud "Anna" (aka Anna Wintour, the ruling ice queen of fashion) to see Chanel, Dior, and Gaultier. Kirschbaum, reasonably suspicious or perhaps just playing up stereotypes, asked him if he was sure he wasn't gay. Avery assured her of his straightness, then departed with ...
Penthouse Forum’s Letter of the Month
Melt Your Face Off —
[image] Dear Penthouse Forum, I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true. I was in Paris fulfilling my duties as a lowly intern for a high profile fashion magazine. Despite my meager status, I was allowed to attend lavish parties and fashion shows. During one such gala, an attractive young woman happened to catch my eye. Being nervous and notoriously shy around the fairer sex, I didn’t know how to approach her. But she was far too stunning to not pursue. She had luxurious blonde hair that danced on her shoulders whenever she would turn her head and long, sexy legs that I would have given anything to spend an evening in between. ...
Sean Avery Will Now Have To J.O. To Dallas Ladies [Sean Avery]
Deadspin —
... Well, isn't that fitting. Fashion-friendly hockey menace Sean Avery gets savaged by Gawker due to his "I'm Going Home To Jerk Off To You Now" comment at a Paris fashion show and then signs a ...
Sean Avery Will Now Have To "Jerk Off" To Dallas Ladies [Sean Avery]
Deadspin —
... Well, isn't that fitting. Fashion-friendly hockey menace Sean Avery gets savaged by Gawker due to his "I'm Going Home To Jerk Off To You Now" comment at a Paris fashion show and then signs a ...
Sean Avery Tells Off Fashion Writer Susan Kirschbaum In Paris
FanIQ Blog —
Even though NHL jackass Sean Avery, who just signed a 4-year deal with Dallas, is taking part in a summer internship at Vogue Magazine, I would never question his sexuality. I mean, after all, this guy guy went out with Elisha Cuthbert and may or may not have been a client at New York madam Kristin Davis' house of ill repute.
The dude is straight. Plus he's a hockey player, so he'd kick my butt if I even asked. But let's be honest, it's just flat out dumb to question someone's sexuality. It's none of your business, so just don't do it.
But you know what, some people don't understand that, including fashion photographer Susan ...
Glen Sather Is A Cocksucker
The Gil Meche Experience —
Hockey has always been the sport that makes me most emotional. Maybe it's the non-stop aspect of it, maybe it's the violence, maybe it's the difficulty in scoring in it. So sometimes when I see bad news relating to the Rangers, I can fly off the handle. I'm not going to subject you to some hackneyed bullshit ...
Sean Avery is quite the charmer… He’ll jerk off to you all night
Hail Mary Jane —
Sean Avery has been an interesting character ever since he joined the NHL. The New York Rangers Dallas Stars bad boy is in the news again, only this time it’s kind of disgusting.
Right now the skater is in Paris putting his charm on bloggers. No not guys. I know thats what you were thinking about the fashion intern at vogue but no. He was trying to kick it to fashion writer Susan Kirschbaum, and when she asked him if he was sure he wasn’t gay he responded in a way that is fitting of this guy:
“I’m going home to jerk off to you now.” Aww/eww. A tipster tells us that Avery added ...
Ladies: If You Call Sean Avery Gay, Chances Are Good You Will Become His Masturbatory Fantasy
The Big Lead —
Quite a week for NHL ruffian/brooding wannabe celebrity Sean Avery: First, when a fashion writer in Paris asked him if he were gay, Avery defiantly responded, “I’m going home to jerk off to you now.” Gawker wrote that there was later a mid-jerk text message that said, “the session is going very well.” Sean Avery might be rich, and he might have boffed Elisha Cuthbert, but he calls relishing your dog or toying with your death star “sessions,” just like every other guy in America.
Of slightly lesser importance, the free agent defender signed a 4-year, $15.5 million deal with the Dallas Stars. (Modano, watch ...
